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The Wins of Winter (Part 1)
Snow. In Oakland. Unbelievable. “You know nothing, Weather Underground,” thought Coby Fleener as he watched the snowflakes float down into the Coliseum. Coby had…
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DFO Radio: Gun Club
When the incident with Aqib Talib happened last week, I thought it finally be an appropriately lighthearted lead-in for a Request Line topic I’ve…
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Request Line: I Shot the Deejay
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY PRODUCER: …and so you’ll hear me through the earpiece, but of course the audience can’t hear any of it……
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According to Google: Your Offensive Coordinator’s Playcalling is Too Conservative
No matter which team you support, it’s very easy to find some mouthbreathing idiot whose only contribution to discussions is to proclaim that “Offensive…
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DFO Radio: Spycraft
My goodness that weekend went by quickly! I spent most of it stewing about two judges. The first was Judge Gonzalo Curiel, who used…
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Request Line: Spycraft
EXT. BOCA RATON, FLORIDA – DAY BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble have you guys watched the Americans it’s pretty good. PETE CARROLL: And have the Rand…
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DFO Radio: Shock The Monkey
Good morning! Or good afternoon if you’re on the east coast. Or good…day if you’re on DFO standard time. I hope nobody’s hurting too…
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Request Line: Shock The Monkey
INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie! I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica. Right in…
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Les Jaguras
INT. EVERBANK FIELD LOCKER ROOM – DAY A circle of young, strong, healthy, half-dressed men surround a well-built bald man twenty years their senior.…
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DFO Radio: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald
Sorry to be so brief, but I’m too busy to go all Peter King on ya. Let’s get to the music!