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Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald
What’s long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it? Hi folks,…
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The Curse of the Gypsy
“Rex!” someone called from the other side of the door. “Are you in there? Are you decent? Please tell me you don’t have a…
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DFO Radio: Yo Soy Requesta
As some of you might have seen in yesterday’s open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I’ll be trying…
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Request Line: Yo Soy Requesta
INT. RECORDING BOOTH – DAY A massive slab of a human being sits slumped in the chair, snoring peacefully. A pair of radio station employees…
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According to Google: How Homo(nym)phobic is Your Team’s Fanbase
One of the things that has happened in the wake of the Oakland Raiders relentless march toward competence is that I am paying a…
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DFO Radio: I Believe It’s FitzMagic
This morning featured a relatively rare astronomical event – the transit of Mercury. A transit is basically the same thing as an eclipse, except…
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Request Line: I Believe It’s FitzMagic
Hey folks. I’m presumptive New York Jets quarterback Ryan “FitzMagic” Fitzpatrick. A lot of you might not know this about me, but I went…
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A Commissioner For All Seasons
INT. AUDITORIUM THEATER, CHICAGO – DAY We open backstage. A harried production assistant – MELISSA – holding a clipboard stands at attention, trying to simultaneously…
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DFO Radio: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?
So in very happy news for Myles Jack, his green room slide ended very abruptly when he was taken by the Jacksonville Jaguars with…
