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DFO Radio: Shock The Monkey

Good morning! Or good afternoon if you’re on the east coast. Or good…day if you’re on DFO standard time. I hope nobody’s hurting too…

INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie! I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica. Right in…

INT. EVERBANK FIELD LOCKER ROOM – DAY A circle of young, strong, healthy, half-dressed men surround a well-built bald man twenty years their senior.…

Sorry to be so brief, but I’m too busy to go all Peter King on ya. Let’s get to the music!

What’s long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it? Hi folks,…

“Rex!” someone called from the other side of the door. “Are you in there? Are you decent? Please tell me you don’t have a…

As some of you might have seen in yesterday’s open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I’ll be trying…

INT. RECORDING BOOTH – DAY A massive slab of a human being sits slumped in the chair, snoring peacefully. A pair of radio station employees…

One of the things that has happened in the wake of the Oakland Raiders relentless march toward competence is that I am paying a…

This morning featured a relatively rare astronomical event – the transit of Mercury. A transit is basically the same thing as an eclipse, except…