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According to Google: Your Offensive Coordinator’s Playcalling is Too Conservative
No matter which team you support, it’s very easy to find some mouthbreathing idiot whose only contribution to discussions is to proclaim that “Offensive…
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DFO Radio: Spycraft
My goodness that weekend went by quickly! I spent most of it stewing about two judges. The first was Judge Gonzalo Curiel, who used…
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Request Line: Spycraft
EXT. BOCA RATON, FLORIDA – DAY BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble have you guys watched the Americans it’s pretty good. PETE CARROLL: And have the Rand…
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DFO Radio: Shock The Monkey
Good morning! Or good afternoon if you’re on the east coast. Or good…day if you’re on DFO standard time. I hope nobody’s hurting too…
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Request Line: Shock The Monkey
INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie! I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica. Right in…
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Les Jaguras
INT. EVERBANK FIELD LOCKER ROOM – DAY A circle of young, strong, healthy, half-dressed men surround a well-built bald man twenty years their senior.…
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DFO Radio: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald
Sorry to be so brief, but I’m too busy to go all Peter King on ya. Let’s get to the music!
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Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald
What’s long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it? Hi folks,…
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The Curse of the Gypsy
“Rex!” someone called from the other side of the door. “Are you in there? Are you decent? Please tell me you don’t have a…
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DFO Radio: Yo Soy Requesta
As some of you might have seen in yesterday’s open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I’ll be trying…