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Request Line: I Believe It’s FitzMagic
Hey folks. I’m presumptive New York Jets quarterback Ryan “FitzMagic” Fitzpatrick. A lot of you might not know this about me, but I went…
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A Commissioner For All Seasons
INT. AUDITORIUM THEATER, CHICAGO – DAY We open backstage. A harried production assistant – MELISSA – holding a clipboard stands at attention, trying to simultaneously…
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DFO Radio: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?
So in very happy news for Myles Jack, his green room slide ended very abruptly when he was taken by the Jacksonville Jaguars with…
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Request Line: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?
INT. NFL DRAFT GREEN ROOM – EVENING A number of gifted athletes lounge around on couches. A cellphone rings. MYLES JACK: [perks up, glances…
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The Green Room Slide
Here’s your background music… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOY2eWO2qw GENO: ‘Uh ‘outs ‘aid I’d ‘oh ‘igh… (The scouts said I’d go high…) MEL: Automatic! GENO: ‘ith ‘og’istle ‘anguage… (With…
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Request Line: You Have Selected Regicide…
Originally this was going to be hosted by Prince Amakamura, but given the news regarding Prince the musician I’m not exactly in the mood…
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According to Google: How Elite is Your Franchise Quarterback?
We all know that Joe Flacco sets the standard for what’s considered an elite quarterback. But what about all the other NFL franchises? I’ve…
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DFO Radio: Don’t Know Much About Algebra…
So last week’s Request Line was a call for songs about mathematics and numbers. It turned into one of the biggest playlists we’ve ever…
