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Request Line: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?
INT. NFL DRAFT GREEN ROOM – EVENING A number of gifted athletes lounge around on couches. A cellphone rings. MYLES JACK: [perks up, glances…
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The Green Room Slide
Here’s your background music… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOY2eWO2qw GENO: ‘Uh ‘outs ‘aid I’d ‘oh ‘igh… (The scouts said I’d go high…) MEL: Automatic! GENO: ‘ith ‘og’istle ‘anguage… (With…
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Request Line: You Have Selected Regicide…
Originally this was going to be hosted by Prince Amakamura, but given the news regarding Prince the musician I’m not exactly in the mood…
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According to Google: How Elite is Your Franchise Quarterback?
We all know that Joe Flacco sets the standard for what’s considered an elite quarterback. But what about all the other NFL franchises? I’ve…
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DFO Radio: Don’t Know Much About Algebra…
So last week’s Request Line was a call for songs about mathematics and numbers. It turned into one of the biggest playlists we’ve ever…
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Request Line: Don’t Know Much About Algebra…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A radio producer sits in front a sound board, frowning. PRODUCER: Listen, could you just…let me handle the…
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The Usual Suspensions (The Final Chapter)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY VARIABLE KENT is sitting in an office chair, having just finished telling his story. SCOTT HANSON is standing…
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DFO Radio: Makin’ It Rain
What a weekend! One year removed from tying Tiger Woods’ record for the best Masters tournament performance in history, Jordan Spieth found himself halfway through…
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Request Line: Making it Rain
It’s drizzling here in Southern California, and in light of the fact that this is probably the last rain we’ll see for the next…