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Ben and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Stuck-up bitches. That’s what I want to talk about today. Back on our trip down to Milledgeville you’ll remember I talked about how formal…
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DFO Radio: [Trick] Plays
Have you ever had a headache that lasted three days? I have, now. At first I thought it was a hangover (two Manhattans lead a…
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Request Line: [Trick] Plays
A radio producer sits in front a sound board, sweating profusely. His hand, trembling slightly, hovers above a rectangular button that reads “CENSOR”. With…
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DFO Radio: Pretty Good Friday
Last Friday our good friend Matt Ryan stopped by to take your requests for some good tunes, and you folks came through, as always.…
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Request Line: Pretty Good Friday
Good day. I’m Matt Ryan. I’m the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League. You may have heard of me…
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Haslam Shrugged
The doorbell was ringing like an alarm, In a long, demanding scream, broken by the impatient stabs of someone’s frantic finger. Leaping out of…
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DFO Radio: I’m Gonna Crawl
Greetings! I hope you made it through the first weekend of March Madness with your sanity (and by some divine Providence your final four…
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Request Line: I’m Gonna Crawl
Wow. Man. Oh, my head. It feels…not good. Like many of you, I’m suffering from the effects of the overindulgence that results when two…
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DFO Radio: Travelin’ Music (Updated with Apple vs. FBI Rant)
Sorry to keep things so short, folks. But I’m two Manhattans (really good movie*, you should see it) into my evening and I don’t…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 4)
EXT. DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT – DAY. Exterior shot of the arrivals terminal at Denver International Airport. A large black SUV pulls up to the curb. Two…