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A radio producer sits in front a sound board, sweating profusely.  His hand, trembling slightly, hovers above a rectangular button that reads “CENSOR”.  With his other hand, he reaches out and presses another button marked “TALKBACK”.

PRODUCER: Okay, we’re…[gulps]…we’re coming back from commercial.  [runs his hands through his hair] Let’s, uh…let’s try this again.

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BILL PARCELLS: I don’t know what the [bleep] your problem is, pencilneck, it’s midnight, there aren’t any [bleep] [bleep] kids listening.

PRODUCER: Yes, but the FCC is.  And fines grow progressively.

PARCELLS: [bleep]-ing pussy.

PRODUCER: Could you just…just…PLEASE try to tone your language down a little.  Just for long enough to introduce the segment.

PARCELLS: I don’t even know why you brought me in here.  You know how I feel about these, no offense, [bleep] plays.

PRODUCER: See, Bill, that’s just what I’m talking about.  You can’t just drop racial slurs while we’re on the air.

PARCELLS: [bleep] is a racial slur?  I thought it was short for “Japanese”.

PRODUCER: It is, but…you know what, I’m not going to go into the details of HOW and WHY it’s really racist for you to use it like that.

PARCELLS: I don’t even know why you guys brought me in here for this “TRICK” song horse-[bleep].  I like my music like my running game – straightforward with a bunch of power.

PRODUCER: [losing patience] BECAUSE IT’S APRIL FOOL’S DAY!  Jesus.

PARCELLS: [impressed by PRODUCER’s intensity]  NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!  We’re ready?

PRODUCER: And three…two…one…

PARCELLS: All right!  Welcome back to Request Line!  I’m former NFL Coach Bill Parcells and I’ll be taking your requests.  In honor of April Fool’s Day, tonight’s topic is “tricks”.  Tricks, fools, jokes, you call it in, I’ll give it a spin.  Happy April Fool’s Day, chumps.

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JerBear50
JerBear50

Since it’s still available, I’ll go with the Dead’s Ship of Fools.

https://youtu.be/dAaPFFgCVwU

JerBear50
JerBear50

Foolish Heart’s not my favorite, but I’ll take the twin-spin since it’s sitting there for me.

https://youtu.be/i4mcdEq_XSU

Senor Weaselo

Aretha Franklin–Chain of Fools

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moar pre-BRO country…
George Strait – Fool Hearted Memory

theeWeeBabySeamus

Before (slightly) Country got bastardized by teh BRO movement….
Tracy Lawrence – As Any Fool Can See

theeWeeBabySeamus

I completely suck for not remembering this one ’til now. And so do ALL of you. Live with that.
Soul Asylum – April Fool

theeWeeBabySeamus

Imma go sit in the corner for like a year after posting this one. Just saying.
George Michael – Kissing a Fool

Don T

How ’bout some thrash? Café Tacuba – El borrego (The Dumbass)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQFotfgSYC0

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yikes…..as big a fan of Green Day as I am, I am loathe to link this one. But on the other hand, it would be wrong not to. Overplayed to death and I almost hate hearing it now? Check. Fits the Theme? Check.
Green Day – American Idiot

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I almost did it.

Overplayed? Definitely. But still a good song.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Still reminds me of Madden.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Does this one fit? I think it does, but ultimately I just wanted to hear the song.
Offspring – Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Doobies – What a Fool Believes

theeWeeBabySeamus

Frank Zappa – Dancin’ Fool

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Sort of off topic, but holy crap, have y’all taken a look at the Thinkgeek April Fools items? I want the Star Trek White Noise generator.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ivmt/?pfm=HP_FeaturedProducts_3_ivmt

theeWeeBabySeamus

Styx – Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tom Petty – Fooled Again

theeWeeBabySeamus

I haven’t read back thru yet…sorry if either of these is a repeat….

The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

The Beatles – Fool on the Hill

Don T

Of course!
/turning in my diehard Who fan badge

JerBear50
JerBear50

Surprised the Beatles lasted that long.

blaxabbath

I think this works…

blaxabbath

No?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I was hoping it was this band:

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Actually heard this one on my way to work this morning.

Don T

The Hives – AKA IDIOT
Best song ever by 16 year olds
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgQ8gph1kHs

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Busy day at the office today, so not gonna be a lot from me. HOWEVAH!

…except that one time.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Say goodbye to your productive lives.

I’m about to introduce you to the Ownage Pranks YouTube channel.

This one is entitled “Racist Cop Rage Prank (ANIMATED).” Enjoy.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Crafty, tricky what’s the difference?

https://youtu.be/tif1C6dwH6o

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

At first your like “Oh man, this is that really bummer ballad…” then Nilsson says “APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER!!!1! SHOVE THIS DOWN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL PANTIES!!!1!!”

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

The Honest Trailer for ROTS:

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought it was worth a repeat.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

It’s probably funnier when you post a photo of motorized airplane stairs that the stairs are actually motorized:

http://www.2mb-international.fr/sites/default/files/cck/produits/images/vue_av_fond_transparent_0.png

JerBear50
JerBear50

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

“I don’t like sand” might be the worst movie line ever written, but this is the worst scene:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5babf884d516efded5ac2f16e13d0051/tumblr_mva3m3yQNg1sjzbuao1_400.gif

What the fuck. Is even happening here.

I dated a fencer in college, and I don’t ever remember ANY of the fencers swinging their various sword-type implements around their heads like fucking lunatics.

There is no one on earth who even approaches George Lucas in the ratio of success and credit:talent. Every idea he ever had was awful and it is only through the grace of the midichlorians that we got the first two films and the first part of the third.

Fucking midichlorians. Fuck.

Anyway…you know what to do.

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Speaking of fencers…

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Oh, nothing. That’s just champion fencer Reinhard Heydrich taking a breather during a meet between the Berlin SS Fencing Team against a team from France in 1939. Wearing a giant SS Darth Vader cape.

It is said that even Hitler was a little bit afraid of Heydrich. I can’t imagine why.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Not finding a lot of tricks, but as in real life surrounded by a lot of Fools –

https://youtu.be/sJm0E3ZtHlc

https://youtu.be/PgtHflRV0cc

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered
WCS

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Not completely sure it fits –

https://youtu.be/DyMMEmwFQUE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And to make up for that, we’ll go one degree of Kevin Bacon from “trick”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Didn’t Seamus bust out Def Leppard the other night?

monty this seems strange to me

Didn’t Kungjitsu bust out Def Leppard the other minute?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Right. Wee Baby Kungjitsu

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Kungjitsu
Kungjitsu

DEAD FLAT BIRDS \m/

https://youtu.be/jACrmwTsi08

jjfozz

you better recognize

laserguru

Oh that’s fucking good.

WCS

jjfozz

I have tried more times to post an actual fucking video than Joe Flacco has trying to like chocolate ice cream. We both failed. NAWT ELITE!

monty this seems strange to me

I stopped trying. Besides, WCS always comes in behind (PHRASING) and takes care of it for me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You kneed to accept your limited role and contributions to society. Without this acceptance you and I would be disruptive forces for the cause of evil.

Beerguyrob

Styx – Fooling Yourself.

So. Much. Organ. (Phrasing!)

https://youtu.be/AtzIWPeun7c

blaxabbath

aaron neville – everybody plays the fool

laserguru
laserguru

laserguru

Did somebody say “Joke?”

monty this seems strange to me

FIRST!

WCS