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DFO Radio: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!
I decided that in lieu of coming up with any original content for this post (I’m planning to blow my wad on this week’s…
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Request Line: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!
WES WELKER: [sits in radio booth with a dazed expression] PRODUCER: [through earpiece] Come on, Wes. Introduce the segment. WELKER: [blinks, glances around] PRODUCER:…
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DFO Radio: Air Guitar
An incredibly handsome, yet thoroughly disheveled blogger shambles into his office after a long journey. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets down baggage] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [removes crumpled boarding pass…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 3)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY A man – let’s call him VERBAL KENT because the author of this piece couldn’t think of anything…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 2)
A plane lands at Los Angeles International Airport. PETER KING: (voiceover): This is Peter King. I’ll be in Los Angeles until Tuesday. If you…
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DFO Radio: I’m Outta Here
When Request Line was published last week, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was in Texas, enjoying a “hunting trip” that probably consisted of little…
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Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton
SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: …and closing things out with “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells. That’s it for me for today, folks.…
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The Usual Suspensions
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A man sits in front of a gigantic NFL Shield. He is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and speaks into…
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DFO Insider: Diversity Day
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers lounge on a pair of couches while an exhausted-looking intern works through a…