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The Usual Suspensions (Part 3)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY A man – let’s call him VERBAL KENT because the author of this piece couldn’t think of anything…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 2)
A plane lands at Los Angeles International Airport. PETER KING: (voiceover): This is Peter King. I’ll be in Los Angeles until Tuesday. If you…
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DFO Radio: I’m Outta Here
When Request Line was published last week, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was in Texas, enjoying a “hunting trip” that probably consisted of little…
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Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton
SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: …and closing things out with “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells. That’s it for me for today, folks.…
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The Usual Suspensions
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A man sits in front of a gigantic NFL Shield. He is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and speaks into…
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DFO Insider: Diversity Day
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers lounge on a pair of couches while an exhausted-looking intern works through a…
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A Modest Pro(Bowl)posal
Let’s face it: Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl. The game itself inspires about as much enthusiasm – and has approximately the same stakes…
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FYM: Capsaicin
An incredibly handsome internet writer lounges on a couch. A pair of adorable animals are cuddled together in his lap. [blinks] Hmm, my eye…
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Thy Kingdome Come…
INT. KITCHEN – DAY A well-built young black man crosses his kitchen and opens the door of a stainless steel refrigerator. He pulls out…