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A Modest Pro(Bowl)posal
Let’s face it: Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl. The game itself inspires about as much enthusiasm – and has approximately the same stakes…
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FYM: Capsaicin
An incredibly handsome internet writer lounges on a couch. A pair of adorable animals are cuddled together in his lap. [blinks] Hmm, my eye…
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Thy Kingdome Come…
INT. KITCHEN – DAY A well-built young black man crosses his kitchen and opens the door of a stainless steel refrigerator. He pulls out…
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Whither, Raiders?
EXT. EQUESTRIAN CLUB – DAYTIME A trio of well-dressed gentlemen sit around a patio table. Two of them – XAVIER and WINCHESTER – casually…
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Meanwhile, at the Union Pacific Yard…
EXT. RAILYARD – NIGHT A lonely watchman – ASA GRUNDERSON – strolls through a Richmond railyard during the dark hours of the morning. Accompanied…
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DFO Insider: LA Fitness
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a “brainstorming” session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: …and…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 5
INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER: ….OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SNYDER bolts upright in bed. He is in his Georgetown apartment. The storm has ended and Washington…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 4
INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY DAN SNYDER, still dressed in bedclothes, is sitting in front of a computer monitor in his home office. Three…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 3
INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER lays in bed watching a massive television on the far wall, looking relaxed. We see the credits of…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 2
INT. BEDROOM – DAY It is early morning, and DAN SNYDER is sleeping peacefully in a king size bed. The room is lavishly appointed,…