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Whither, Raiders?
EXT. EQUESTRIAN CLUB – DAYTIME A trio of well-dressed gentlemen sit around a patio table. Two of them – XAVIER and WINCHESTER – casually…
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Meanwhile, at the Union Pacific Yard…
EXT. RAILYARD – NIGHT A lonely watchman – ASA GRUNDERSON – strolls through a Richmond railyard during the dark hours of the morning. Accompanied…
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DFO Insider: LA Fitness
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a “brainstorming” session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: …and…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 5
INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER: ….OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SNYDER bolts upright in bed. He is in his Georgetown apartment. The storm has ended and Washington…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 4
INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY DAN SNYDER, still dressed in bedclothes, is sitting in front of a computer monitor in his home office. Three…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 3
INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER lays in bed watching a massive television on the far wall, looking relaxed. We see the credits of…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 2
INT. BEDROOM – DAY It is early morning, and DAN SNYDER is sleeping peacefully in a king size bed. The room is lavishly appointed,…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 1
INT. OFFICE – DAY Open in an office in Landover, Maryland. It is the day before Christmas, and a winter storm has shut down…
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Fifty Shades of Gravy (Part 1)
The first thing I notice about Mr. Irsay’s office is the smell; leather, stale human sweat, spilled beer. It reminds me so much of…
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Carousing with Cowherd: PK pays a visit
I was a captive audience for Cowherd’s radio show yesterday – I was stuck in traffic – and I didn’t have any creative ideas…