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DFO Radio: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve
Happy Halloween everybody! Stay safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM&list=PLM8nWenhx6H_kwH_RKKhkH8bYvcTeqL13
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Request Line: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve
ROB RYAN: AWWOOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOO!!!! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hello, and welcome to a surprise midseason edition of Request Line! I’m your special host Rob Ryan, and…
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American Jet (Part 2)
The smell of blood works its way into my dreams, which are, for the most part, terrible: trapped on a green and white Boeing…
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Tuesday Evening Baseball and Cheer Up Lothar Open Thread
It’s been a rough harvest season for the Hill People, so Lothar can use some cheering up. Plus there’s baseball on this evening (dirt…
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Scratch-22
In the wake of recent incidents where a potentially concussed Arian Foster was allowed to retake the field without clearing the concussion protocol and…
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Raiders at the Bye: Hope Springs Eternal
EXT. COUNTRY CLUB PATIO LOUNGE – DAY Three well-dressed gentlemen sit comfortably in chairs around a circular table. A splendid array of hors d’oeuvres…
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The Circle: Prelude
INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM – DAY A pair of corporate executives are seated in a conference room. FANDUEL MARKETING MANAGER: Wow, we sure have…
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American Jet
In American Jet, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other. Fitzpatrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 2010s Manhattan. Young, bearded, and well-educated, Fitzpatrick earns his fortune in the NFL by day…
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The Rikki-Tikki-Deadly Memorial “Duchess is Better at This” Weekly Awards
Sorry, I was pretty distracted during the games this week. My ex-girlfriend came over and we played around with dry ice. That is not…
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Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 2)
EXT. DOWNTOWN DETROIT, FINANCIAL DISTRICT – DAY A bullet-ridden car screeches to a stop in front of a glittering skyscraper. RQBOCOP emerges with purpose…