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Tuesday Evening Baseball and Cheer Up Lothar Open Thread
It’s been a rough harvest season for the Hill People, so Lothar can use some cheering up. Plus there’s baseball on this evening (dirt…
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Scratch-22
In the wake of recent incidents where a potentially concussed Arian Foster was allowed to retake the field without clearing the concussion protocol and…
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Raiders at the Bye: Hope Springs Eternal
EXT. COUNTRY CLUB PATIO LOUNGE – DAY Three well-dressed gentlemen sit comfortably in chairs around a circular table. A splendid array of hors d’oeuvres…
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The Circle: Prelude
INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM – DAY A pair of corporate executives are seated in a conference room. FANDUEL MARKETING MANAGER: Wow, we sure have…
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American Jet
In American Jet, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other. Fitzpatrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 2010s Manhattan. Young, bearded, and well-educated, Fitzpatrick earns his fortune in the NFL by day…
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The Rikki-Tikki-Deadly Memorial “Duchess is Better at This” Weekly Awards
Sorry, I was pretty distracted during the games this week. My ex-girlfriend came over and we played around with dry ice. That is not…
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Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 2)
EXT. DOWNTOWN DETROIT, FINANCIAL DISTRICT – DAY A bullet-ridden car screeches to a stop in front of a glittering skyscraper. RQBOCOP emerges with purpose…
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The Rikki-Tikki-Deadly Memorial “You Couldn’t Even Think of Nine?” Weekly Awards
Well, another week is in the books, and since Duchess won’t be able to put together the Nine Circles of Leasts this week, I…
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DFO Insider: Behind the Scenes
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a spirited discussion. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …I just don’t see…
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Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 1)
In September of 2015, the U.S. Justice System declared the NFL’s disciplary efforts were in violation of due process laws. In the wake of this…