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Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 2)
EXT. DOWNTOWN DETROIT, FINANCIAL DISTRICT – DAY A bullet-ridden car screeches to a stop in front of a glittering skyscraper. RQBOCOP emerges with purpose…
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The Rikki-Tikki-Deadly Memorial “You Couldn’t Even Think of Nine?” Weekly Awards
Well, another week is in the books, and since Duchess won’t be able to put together the Nine Circles of Leasts this week, I…
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DFO Insider: Behind the Scenes
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a spirited discussion. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …I just don’t see…
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Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 1)
In September of 2015, the U.S. Justice System declared the NFL’s disciplary efforts were in violation of due process laws. In the wake of this…
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Practice Makes Perfect
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by…
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Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
The Oakland Raiders have decided to add embattled outside linebacker Aldon Smith to their roster, reportedly signing him to a one-year deal. Please make jokes accordingly.
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A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
INT. GEORGIA DOME – DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I’m reporting LIVE from the…
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Puzzle: Roster Cuts
INT, LOCKER ROOM – DAY BRANDON WEGHER: Well guys, this is it. Cut day. CHAD ALECXIH: Yep. DAMIERE BYRD: It’s been great getting to…
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2084
It was a bright cold day in September, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Sullivan Fitzpatrick O’Flanagan, his chin nuzzled into his breast in…
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DFO Radio: Do Your Worst!
Last week Monty This Seems Strange to me took over Request Line, and for some inexplicable reason decided to collect requests for the worst songs…