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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC East and West
Hey guys, it’s Eli again. Thanks for the help on last week’s vocab quiz. Coach McAdoo said I did a real good job, so…
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DFO Radio: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal
Last week, our favorite cumslinger stopped by to take your requests for your favorite music for when you’re grinding gears in the backseat, and…
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Preseason Week 3: Sunday Games Open Thread
After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation……
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Meanwhile, in Oakland…
Editor’s Note: the following conversation was inspired by (and some dialogue was lifted directly from) a discussion that took place at silverandblackpride.com about Jonathan Martin’s…
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Request Line: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal with Rex Grossman
Folks, there isn’t as single place on this planet where Rex Grossman hasn’t made the ladies holler. Hotels, motels, planes, trains, sailboats, nightclubs, haylofts, changing…
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Puzzle: Worm Jungle!
Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really…
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DFO Radio: Closernerdness
Sorry for the delay on getting this out, folks – I was in New Hampshire for a wedding and T-mobile’s coverage is less than…
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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC North and South
Hi everybody! It’s Eli. I hope you’ve been having a good summer. Mine’s been pretty good. Anyhow, Coach McAdoo said that he’s getting tired…
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DFO Radio: 8-17-15
Welcome to another preseason Monday, folks. Just three more of these before we’ll have REAL football to discuss. I hope you had a fine…
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Preseason Week 1 Open Thread: It’s Jameis Winston’s First Time, Please Be Gentle
Things did not get off to a good start yesterday for Marcus Mariota, the #2 overall pick in the 2015 NFL draft. On his…