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Practice Makes Perfect
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by…
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Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
The Oakland Raiders have decided to add embattled outside linebacker Aldon Smith to their roster, reportedly signing him to a one-year deal. Please make jokes accordingly.
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A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
INT. GEORGIA DOME – DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I’m reporting LIVE from the…
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Puzzle: Roster Cuts
INT, LOCKER ROOM – DAY BRANDON WEGHER: Well guys, this is it. Cut day. CHAD ALECXIH: Yep. DAMIERE BYRD: It’s been great getting to…
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2084
It was a bright cold day in September, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Sullivan Fitzpatrick O’Flanagan, his chin nuzzled into his breast in…
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DFO Radio: Do Your Worst!
Last week Monty This Seems Strange to me took over Request Line, and for some inexplicable reason decided to collect requests for the worst songs…
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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC East and West
Hey guys, it’s Eli again. Thanks for the help on last week’s vocab quiz. Coach McAdoo said I did a real good job, so…
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DFO Radio: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal
Last week, our favorite cumslinger stopped by to take your requests for your favorite music for when you’re grinding gears in the backseat, and…
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Preseason Week 3: Sunday Games Open Thread
After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation……
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Meanwhile, in Oakland…
Editor’s Note: the following conversation was inspired by (and some dialogue was lifted directly from) a discussion that took place at silverandblackpride.com about Jonathan Martin’s…