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Request Line: Deep Cuts with Ray Lewis
Ladies and GENTLEMEN, I am former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis and it’s my great honor as your GUEST DEEJAY to welcome you to the Door Flies…
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Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed. A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul…Mr. Pierre-Paul……
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DFO Radio: 8-10-15
What a weekend! Thanks to Awful Announcing, it looks like we’ve got a ton of new faces around here, so I’ll say it once…
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DFO Mock Draft: Best Soundtracks from Worst Movies
I had no idea that drafts were going to be a thing over here, but this started out as a discussion on the email…
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Occasional Puzzle: State of Play
I leave you alone with KSK for three days and Uproxx takes it away??? I’ve been on vacation in Mexico for the last week.…
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Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 3
…continued from Part 2… — Before Jake could open his mouth to explain, the pair of detectives were interrupted by the trilling of Shelby’s…
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KSK Radio: 7-24-15
Welcome to another edition of KSK Radio! I’m headed off on vacation this week (Tulum in Mexico), so you’re on your own in figuring…
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[Inarticulate Telling]
Saw this – the strongest of strong taeks – on Deadpin (I know, I was supposed to have sworn that off) and just had…
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