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Request Line: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal with Rex Grossman
Folks, there isn’t as single place on this planet where Rex Grossman hasn’t made the ladies holler. Hotels, motels, planes, trains, sailboats, nightclubs, haylofts, changing…
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Puzzle: Worm Jungle!
Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really…
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DFO Radio: Closernerdness
Sorry for the delay on getting this out, folks – I was in New Hampshire for a wedding and T-mobile’s coverage is less than…
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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC North and South
Hi everybody! It’s Eli. I hope you’ve been having a good summer. Mine’s been pretty good. Anyhow, Coach McAdoo said that he’s getting tired…
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DFO Radio: 8-17-15
Welcome to another preseason Monday, folks. Just three more of these before we’ll have REAL football to discuss. I hope you had a fine…
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Preseason Week 1 Open Thread: It’s Jameis Winston’s First Time, Please Be Gentle
Things did not get off to a good start yesterday for Marcus Mariota, the #2 overall pick in the 2015 NFL draft. On his…
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Request Line: Deep Cuts with Ray Lewis
Ladies and GENTLEMEN, I am former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis and it’s my great honor as your GUEST DEEJAY to welcome you to the Door Flies…
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Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed. A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul…Mr. Pierre-Paul……
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DFO Radio: 8-10-15
What a weekend! Thanks to Awful Announcing, it looks like we’ve got a ton of new faces around here, so I’ll say it once…
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DFO Mock Draft: Best Soundtracks from Worst Movies
I had no idea that drafts were going to be a thing over here, but this started out as a discussion on the email…