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Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 2
…continued from Part 1… “So…what did you say brings you by?” Jake began. Shelby stared at him, perplexed. “But, we just…” “I should…
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KSK Radio: 7-17-15
Welcome to the new week, folks. If you made it through the weekend without your mother having engaged in horribly degrading sex acts with…
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Dear [Door Flies Open] Forum: Should I Tell My Wife?
I woke up and she was rolling around on the bedroom floor. I should back up a little. My wife and I have been…
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Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 1
Originally, the mystery of Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego was set to take place in a single puzzle. But why be a…
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True Detective: Episode Four Recap
Since King Hippo donned that bird mask and still has yet to emerge from the sex dungeon, I thought I’d help out and do…
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KSK Radio: 7-10-15
Hope you all had a very fine weekend. Mine was lovely, except for my dog throwing up all over…basically everything. She’s fine now, though.…
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It’s been a long week. Have a corgi.
Between Jared Fogle’s house being raided for evidence in a child pornography case, Jason Pierre-Paul and C.J. Wilson trying to outdo each other in an…
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Occasional Puzzle: The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show
EXT. SIERRA NEVADA MOUNTAINS – DAY VOICE: (from inside flaming plane) The door is jammed shut! Someone do something! [FUSELAGE FLIES OPEN] ANDY REID:…
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KSK Radio: 7-2-15
Apparently a long weekend calls for a long playlist, cause this one’s a doozy – 73 songs at this moment. If you’re an American…
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Occasional Puzzle: Prelude to The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show
Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready…eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood…