Look at them! Laughing…
…dancing…
…just SMURFING all day long!
That infernal Papa Smurf…so crafty! So tricky! Never does what you expect!
That Hefty Smurf! So hardworking! So gritty and tough!
Don’t even get me started on that me-first GLORY BOY Vanity Smurf!
And let’s not forget Smurfette!
But I also hate Grandpa Smurf! So ancient! So doddering and confused!
And Grouchy Smurf! Couldn’t crack a smile if his life depended on it!
And Greedy Smurf! Always stuffing his face!
But worst of all is Jokey Smurf! I’ll never forgive him for what his “prank” did to my favorite player!
I just want to grind up those Smurfs and turn them into GOLD!
They’ve beaten me so many times! Made me look like a fool! But this time will be different! I’ve created a potion! One sip, and its bearer will possess superhuman strength!
Now all I need is to find someone to drink it!
Ah ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA!
I’LL GET THOSE MISERABLE SMURFS IF IT’S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!
Push 1 for Jenya
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Going to see Wilco at the Cap in Port Chester, NY tonight. So let’s open this thread up hey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXIzn03mbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DW_fA76Kc
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Gets better with every look. Did Gargamel sound like an old man? In the Smurfs I saw he did.
I found Fantasy Poison Smurf Funchess going against Talib. Now if only I could get outta my head that Atari 2600 song.
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Beastly, Attack!
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I have that same outfit.
As a middle aged white man I think I pull it off nicely.
I never owned a paisley suit jacket, but it’s totally something I would have worn in high school.
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Oh Katy …
http://forums.bicycling.com/fileSendAction/fcType/0/fcOid/54635607124991832/filePointer/54635607132065921/fodoid/54635607132065919/imageType/LARGE/inlineImage/true/smurf_porn.jpg
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Man. I would smurf her in her smurf, and then in her smurf, and the would smurf all over her smurfs and smurf.
That picture of Tolbert stretching, (I assume it’s Tolbert; those people all look alike to me and by those people I mean “fullbacks”), looks like he’s smoking a cigarette which if true would make it even funnier.
#FullbacksLivesMatter
#FullbackSLabsMatter
– Andy Reid
“Meh”.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dF4pwSfxYA
Wife bought Smurf movie for kids. They watched it about 10x in one weekend. I threw it out on Monday.
Jesus god it was horrible, I’d rather be locked in a closet with Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and whatever Kardashian we could squeeze in. Probably the ugly one who bangs NBA players.
“Wife bought Smurf movie for kids.”
That’s what we call a Baltimore Trust Fund.
“These CDs can only appreciate in value!” – Investors, circa 2008
Also called, “Our Kids’ First Time Smoking Blue Meth”
Ah, so THAT explains why some guy named “Heisenberg” got an executive producer credit.
Okay, so now I’m thinking about a gritty reboot of Breaking Bad starring Gargamel as Gus Fring.
Didnt the ugly one who bangs NBA players get hot? Or is she a yo-yo’er?
Remember when they found Attempted Abortion Smurf hiding in the car trunk?
oh, that’s banner material right the fuck there!!
WHERE IS THAT INFERNAL ATTEMPTED ABORTION SMURF?!?!
http://smurflove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gargamel_smurftail.jpg
Holy shit.
Simple. Elegant. Delightful.
This made me happy. Let’s all celebrate with some smurfberry crunch cereal!
There is a Smurfs drinking game, but it results in death. Drink every time they say “smurf” and twice for “smurfy”.
Dear God, that would be falldown wasted quickly.
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So is JPP Explodey Smurf?
Only if JFF is Rehabby Smurf.
Kellen Winslow is Strokey Smurf
No no, Gary Kubiak is Strokey Smurf.
Funny, I thought he was using smurf as a code for a different word until I saw the pic of Kuechly.
Derek Anderson appreciates being included, no matter how derogatory.
He doesn’t think this is funny! He takes this shit seriously!
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Smirky Smurf!
He’s an Honorary Smurf, like Ritchie Incognito
They are technically “of color.”
Excellent work!
And yes, there is nothing worse than Scrappy Doo.
Who would be Scrappy Doo?
Cortland Finnegan? He gets into fights and everyone hates him.
Steve Smith Sr.
Ooh, that’s much better!