The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site’s early history is that Darkest Timeline Zach Morris and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly first connected with each other over their enjoyment of Rick and Morty. They actually come up with plans to write a spec script for the show, but like many of their greatest ideas, this faded away in a cocaine-shrouded haze of marketing meetings over brunch, hastily scribbled notes to accountants directing that Spearmint Rhino receipts be filed as “research”, and visits to Armenian furniture shops in search of the perfect casting couch. While their ambitions might have been put on hold, neither of them lost their love for the show, which is why it’s such a pleasure to present you with the following. It’s pretty much exclusively composed of NSFW language, so be warned. Enjoy!