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The NFL Remembers
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Member when we all were sad when u****x killed KSK?
Solid work all around.
BEN CAN’T MEMBER. BEN MEMBER TOO GRAY.
I’d drop the “too” because I’m obviously a comedy genius.
Did someone say member?
A diminished one, yes
Well, it’s short
Nobody expected these members to appear on-screen this morning
You member getting doinked
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/brett-favre-hit-in-groin.gif
Remember when herpes was only transmitted sexually?
EYE HERPES IS SPREADING VIA VR HEADSETS! You know those big events where people try VR for the first time? Well this dev got herpes from it! — Drift0r (@Drift0r) October 25, 2016
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/20/health/std-statistics-record-high/
http://webeye.ophth.uiowa.edu/eyeforum/atlas/pages/HSV-keratitis/HSV-fluor-LRG.jpg
For your own safety and the safety of others, please take some precautions out there.
That’s crazy.
No glove, no love. That’s what I always say.
Member Chewbacca again?
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Member when Chewbacca got dicked out of getting a medal just cuz he wasn’t human? I member
some strippers will still take pills
/ALLEGEDLY
♫ TOO MANY WOMEN WITH TOO MANY PILLS, YEAH…♫
Remember when….PURPLE!!!
1. Member when I openly advocated for a serial rapist to be in the Hall of Fame?
“Yes, that was just last year.”
B) Ohhh, member when I stole that baseball from a child and bragged about it?
“Of course, you sack of–”
IV- Member when I came up with a plan to make Congress come up with a plan?
“I don’t think you get the joke, Peter.”
Wait, I can’t pay hookers with coke?
http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/51f968a7ecad047d38000001-480/johnny-football-at-spring-break.jpg
How the fuck do you pay them?
/Just grab ’em by the pussy!
http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/56c640526e97c625048b822a-480/donald-trump.jpg
Donald Trump is a Living Mouth Eyes Man.
“Remember when football wasn’t always a passing league?”
-Phil Simmsberberry
Member when players used to get “JACKED UP?”
I remember.
Member when players used to get jacked OFF?
I remember.
You ‘member …
Anyway, you ‘member when NFL wasn’t a more boring version of soccer?
Remember Austin Collie?http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo121/4thfrog_2008/colliehurt_zps44eb84ae.jpg
“No.”
– Austin Collie
Austin Collie and Infinite Sadness
Fixed it for publication.
THIS NEW SITE DESIGN, I CALL IT MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND, BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD BUT I’M STILL NOT FAMILIAR WITH EVERY PART OF IT
“AND I’LL JUST END UP MAKING A MESS ALL OVER IT.”
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