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DFO Insider: A Quarterback’s Purpose
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are talking to their lawyer on speakerphone. RIGHT REVEREND ELECTRIC MAYHEM: …I…
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A Team Without a Franchise Quarterback is Like a Patriots Team Without a Gritty, Scrappy, Lunchpail Type Guy Playing Slot Receiver
Editor’s Note: This song, with minor tweaks, was composed by reddit user A_Participant, and I was so moved that I decided to package it…
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Lambolton: The Musical
NARRATOR: [with musical intonation] The year…is two thousand and sixteen. Two. Zero. sixteen. The Cleveland Browns, flirting with the greatest triumph of numerical symmetry…
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2016 Quotables (Week 15 Results)
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Blaxabbath is pinned down in Caracas and can’t post Quotables this week! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I’ll handle this! [pulls up pants,…
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…But The Tigers Come at Night…
There was a time when I first signed… When the air was warm… And the town inviting… There was a time when love was…
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Prelude to a Drive with Derek Carr
EXT. NEW JERSEY – NIGHT. A portly gentleman in pleated khakis pulled up a bit too high steps out of the front door of…
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You Gotta Unleash the Dragon’s Lair
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by…
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Raiders at the Bye: A Capital Idea!
INT. MASTER BEDROOM – NIGHT In a modern and tasteful master bedroom, a suburban couple lays comfortably in bed. The wife – JESSICA McCLOUGHAN…
