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Request Line: Exit Music (For a Season)
There’s a British horror film called “My Little Eye” that I saw a bit of a ways back. It’s not a particularly memorable film…
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Hate Week: Two Minutes Hate
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DRIVE CHART 1st and 10 at KC 25 (6:44 – 4th) A. Reid enters vehicle. Adjusts safety belt outwards to maximum…
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Better Know a Mythical Woodland Creature: Romonculus
As we delve deeper and deeper into the postseason, we’re also going to be delving deeper and deeper into DFO’s mythological pantheon. This week,…
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Your “WAKE UP, IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL!” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Scotchnaut is pinned down in Bucharest and can’t post the Open Thread this afternoon! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [pulls up pants] I’ll…
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DFO Insider: A Quarterback’s Purpose
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are talking to their lawyer on speakerphone. RIGHT REVEREND ELECTRIC MAYHEM: …I…
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A Team Without a Franchise Quarterback is Like a Patriots Team Without a Gritty, Scrappy, Lunchpail Type Guy Playing Slot Receiver
Editor’s Note: This song, with minor tweaks, was composed by reddit user A_Participant, and I was so moved that I decided to package it…
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Lambolton: The Musical
NARRATOR: [with musical intonation] The year…is two thousand and sixteen. Two. Zero. sixteen. The Cleveland Browns, flirting with the greatest triumph of numerical symmetry…
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2016 Quotables (Week 15 Results)
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Blaxabbath is pinned down in Caracas and can’t post Quotables this week! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I’ll handle this! [pulls up pants,…
