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scotchnaut - October 15, 2023

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Is it week 6 already? This is the last fixture in London and it'll be a few weeks before Germany kicks in so yes, you can go to church next Sunday, finally! Wee Tidbits: -The Pats need some pop in their O so they've signed qb/wr dual threat Malik Cunningham from their

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scotchnaut - October 12, 2023

285

This is the first of three bye weeks that K.C. will get. (they've beaten Denver 15 times in a row) This just makes the voices that say that the league favors the Chiefs, shout that much louder. As a lover of all bleak things, our Hippo must be in his

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scotchnaut - October 9, 2023October 9, 2023

254

What? Did you think I'd do the overdone 'revenge game' thingy? That's so tired-just like I was last night after so much football yesterday. So I got all stupid in Freezer Vodka and benched Ridley (122 yards) for Jameson Williams (2 yards) so I'm going to lose. I'm doing penance for

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scotchnaut - October 8, 2023October 8, 2023

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Well, with massacres in New England, Miami and Detroit under our belts maybe we've got a close one here. Thanksgiving stuff needs to be done so this one will be brief. To The Game! Cowboys/Niners: -Both these teams are so solid on O. Not only do they have depth of talent but each

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scotchnaut - October 8, 2023October 8, 2023

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There's four games on this slate with two of them being interesting. And then there's that one stinker. I'll start with that one. To The Games! Jets/Broncos: It's Pity Watch Time! I imagine there are parts of the country that only get this abomination and I laugh. The best I can do is

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scotchnaut - October 8, 2023October 8, 2023

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This is a skinny six game slate, what with the morning tilt and the Browns, Chargers, Seahawks and Bucs on a bye. And it's week 5 already! (I think I said "It's week 4 already" last week but whatever) To The Games! Titans/Colts: How much usage is Taylor going to get? And will

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scotchnaut - October 8, 2023

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Welcome, welcome! Has the doggo been walked, the cat's belly been scratched, the eggs fried and the breakfast beer cracked? Well, you're all set then. To The Game! Jags/Bills: -Buffalo has been revving the offense to the tune of 5.9 yards per play. -Your sneaky fantasy pick/streamer today is Dalton Kincaid. Why? The Jags D

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scotchnaut - October 2, 2023October 2, 2023

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Hey folks, this is your friendly neighbourhood fantasy flounderer coming at you the last time this week. I hope every one of you has made a poor decision recently like I have. Multiple ones, even! Let's wrap this puppy up. Fallout: -I usually start off with injuries but I won't go that

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scotchnaut - October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

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To The Game! Chiefs/Jets: -It's been a long day (is writing this at 12:55 EST) so I'll keep this short. -I hate to shit on Zach each week (no you don't -Id) but Christ, get Simien up to speed and throw him on the pitch and save your season. (those words have never

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scotchnaut - October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

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The hits just keep on coming!* *resulting in bruises, contusions, aches, pains, concussions, sprains and surgeries We've a few more matchups, let's take a quick glance. To The Games! Raiders/Chargers: I almost took Vegas in my 'loser' pool because of the QB situation, the general turdmoil and especially the distraction to the team that is

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scotchnaut - October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

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Not gonna lie, I'm going to wing these games. Facts and stats can vamoose! To The Games! Fins/Bills: Contrarians (ya gotta love contrarians. Or do you?) are saying that this is going to be a low-scoring tilt. I say Fie! Aw crap, I remembered a stat. Of the last 9 teams to score