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scotchnaut - December 8, 2020December 8, 2020

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Before we check out the game let's see what else be going on out there. Newsy Notes: -Jalen Hurts gets the start for the Eagles next week. He didn't exactly set the world on fire with his 5-12, 109 outing so you might want to call him "The Extinguisher" because he'll likely

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scotchnaut - December 7, 2020December 7, 2020

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There is nothing wrong at all with oddball football-viewing options. I don't even care that Team and the Steelers are scoreless at the start of the 2nd quarter. I WANT MORE COVID-RELATED CHAOS IN MY LIFE! Well, in front of my eyeballs, anyway. Were there some consequences felt after yesterday's

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scotchnaut - December 6, 2020December 6, 2020

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No hobos as far as the eye can see this week. TO THE GAME! Broncos/Chiefs: -Yay! Drew Lock is back under center. He throws the league's highest rate of uncatchable balls at a staggering 27%. But, he's also abysmal under pressure so those two things do the opposite of offsetting each other. -So pour

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scotchnaut - December 6, 2020December 6, 2020

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Boy, that first slate was uninspiring wasn't it? [is typing this at 6am] Perhaps we'll have better luck this time around? TO THE GAMES! Rams/Cards: Since their bye week the Rams have switched things up and thrown the 3rd-most amount of times and Kupp should be the primary beneficiary because Arizonny doesn't defend

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scotchnaut - December 2, 2020

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Whilst many hot-takers are pouring shit all over the good (huh?) folks of Baltimore and their football team, Who could have seen this happening during a pandemic, really? I choose to admire the power that the Ravens have over the league. Not only have they embarrassed said league by forcing them

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scotchnaut - November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

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Well, you've probably heard by now that Tuesday Night Football has morphed into (first ever?) Wednesday Night Football. All it took was a bunch of plucky Ravens team members/staff testing positive for eight days in a row. What kind of hellfire will The Commish unleash on this team after the

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scotchnaut - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

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TO THE GAMES! Saints/Broncos: Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That's what happens when you play with a mobile qb that uses his wheels instead of dumping the ball when he's under pressure. Still, Alvin will get some yards on the ground

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scotchnaut - November 29, 2020

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What's going on? Almost too much, right? Yesterday the news broke in wave after wave of infos. Patricia has been exiled to a Golden Corral upstate, a female kicker made history with a squibber, the Broncos lost all their qb's and the Ravens are coviding to the tune of 20

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scotchnaut - November 26, 2020November 26, 2020

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I'm talking about filling your plate a second or third time of course. How the hell are you going to doze off in front of the TV otherwise? Sheesh! TO THE GAME! Team/Cowboys: -Bearing in mind the division these guys play in you can say that both are riding high on one game

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scotchnaut - November 23, 2020

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Do I seem like a guy that scored 60-ish points in fantasy in two separate leagues yesterday? Because I sure do feel like one. The Matt's (Stafford and Ryan) can all go to hell! I'm slowly becoming resigned to my inadequacy just like my family did several years back. Fallout: -Gus Edward