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Second Helping? Don’t Mind If I Do. Another Open Thread
As I type Goff is having a bit of a rough day. No turducken for him today. None for me either, not that I…
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Happy Thanksgiving! Your First NFL Football Open Thread
It’s a sloppy, cold and miserable day out there up here in the north. A perfect day to skedaddle out of work and make…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
First things first: I don’t think TayTay will be at the game but the parents will be! Hurrah! T’was a fairly entertaining Sunday if…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s been your usual football day-buncha close games, buncha blowouts, buncha injuries, buncha surprises. The Steelers and Browns bored the hell out of us,…
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Your Skinny Late Slate Open Thread
A mere three games to whet your whistle. Business as usual I guess. How many qb’s died or had near-death experiences in the early…
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Your Placeholder Thread. Now With Game Preview Goodness!
Hey squirrels and boys, this is here until I do all my homework and spill it on to the monitor. Why so late? Well,…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Can you believe it’s week 11 already? Previous Thursday nights have been overrun by droolers named Bagent, Pickett, Young and Levis, this time around…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
First things first-I have so many thanks to give to Hippo for filling in while I was putting 1,000+ kilometers on my vehicle this…
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Your “Germany A Go-Go” Early Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Hello all and sorry (natch!) for the delay. After being personally responsible for the Senators beating the Flames last night (I was in the…
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TWO TEAMS! THREE WINS! Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Thank the Baby Whoosis this tilt isn’t Mandatory. Oof! Tidbits: -Old Man Tom Coughlin-when last we saw him he was being run out of…
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