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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well, here we are. We had to gas up once and the little ones needed a few pee breaks but we’ve arrived at our…
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Your ‘Nother NFL Football Open Thread
As one would expect, we’ve got the skinniest of slates in terms of number of games and quality games. I can hear Hippo’s snores…
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Your Unsunny Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
It might be nice elseplaces but it’s Hot Chocolate Day here, you sexy thing. That’s just the thing to warm the cockles of my…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Can you believe it’s week 13 already? What will these games give us? More excitement and shenanigans? My Magic 8 Ball says, “Why are…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Another week is in the books, er, reading devices and everything is as clear as mud. Let’s take a peek. Fallout: -Well, no one…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I don’t know man, this seems to have ‘blowout’ written all over it. Maybe the Chargers will surprise us with a cromulent outing but…
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
A dizzying four games in the late window! One for-sure banger, a few division matchups, the Cards could be interesting with Kyler back and can…
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Your Regular NFL Sunday Football Open Thread
Hey, welcome back! After last night’s failed Lemonade Experiment (the sugar-centric hangover this morning, god!) I don’t feel like doing this but obligations are…
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Buy Something, Citizen: Your Black Friday NFL Football Open Thread
Good lovin’ I’m so sick of everyone yakking about this day and all the sales and how SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! is the order of…
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Aperitif Time! Your Last NFL Football Open Thread
My, what a run we had! We laughed, we farted, we burped, we said something that raised some hackles-a good time was had by…
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