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More Football? Yup! Your Open Thread
To The Games! Jets/Fins: Tyreek is a game-timer and he would put serious pressure on a Jets D that deserves much better qb play.…
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Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’d just like to say that if I comment early in this thread it means that I’ve mustered the courage to blow off my…
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Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Ok, first thing. Today I read that Keith Richards is turning 80 on Monday and the Stones are touring next summer. Has a tour…
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Your Titanic AFC West Showdown Open Thread
This would appear to be the day of hastily scribbled posts and this one is no different. I was actually thinking last Sunday, “Damn,…
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Your Dueling NFL Football Tilts Open Thread
Well, lookee here! They’re not the best games but at least we have a choice. (unless one is being hosted on the Alabama Outdoor…
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Your NFC East Divisional Banger (and Open Thread))
Who will earn the right to lose in the conference finals to the Niners? That’s the question being answered this evening. Two truly horrid…
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Your Late Window Open Thread
Let’s keep it moving. To The Games! Vikes/Raiders: Vegas has very quietly put together the 13th ranked pass defense and it will be stress…
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Hey Look! It’s Not A Placeholder Post But The Real One
Some days working in the content mines take a longer time than usual. This morning was one of those days. Let’s head off to…
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Your Dreary Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
The NFL just doesn’t give a fuck, does it? They’re killing our love of the sport one ugly game at a time. Who, aside…
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Your Somewhat Angry Monday Night Football Open Thread
That was a day yesterday, wasn’t it? We saw some awesomeness and there was some unmitigated crap as well. Speaking of, this Thursday we’ve…
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