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scotchnaut - January 3, 2016

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Min @ GB: Well! That was an interesting day right up until the booze made a guy go to SleepyTown. Both these teams are in the playoffs. Playoffs? So why don't we pray that no one gets deaded and get this thing over with.

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scotchnaut - January 3, 2016January 3, 2016

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TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you can see some Parcells-approved chinks in their armour. The loss to Atl, the squeaker vs. the Giants and t'udder close call against the Saints indicate that

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scotchnaut - January 3, 2016

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It's a divisiongameapalooza! I won't be bothering to go thru all the myriad playoff what-if's. I'll leave that to the many, many announcers that eat that stuff up. IT'S SO COMPLICATED! [smiles and shakes his god damn head] At this time of year they suck on that stuff harder than

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scotchnaut - December 31, 2015December 31, 2015

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/arrives home today at 3pm Son: All done work, dad? Me: No. I've got to make a few phone calls and then put something together and then email it off. [walks downstairs] Son: Let me know when you're done. Me: [mumbles and grumbles about this time-sensitive thing that has to be done] Yeah, sure. Me:

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scotchnaut - December 29, 2015

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I hope that in the future the words 'ironic' and 'erotic' become synonyms. I'd always assumed that the movie One Million Years BC was a documentary. Sorry for over-sharing. Look, things are a bit relaxed these days so I thought I'd just toss this into the ether. Observations, complaints, gifs,

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scotchnaut - December 28, 2015

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Cin @ Den: What to make of Denver? They're the first team in a few years to not score any points at all in the second half of three straight games. They've lost their last two, they've beaten San Diego (like everyone else), they beat the P*ts in OT (did NE

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scotchnaut - December 27, 2015December 27, 2015

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NYG @ Min: According to one Giants fan site, D coordinator Steve Spagwhatever is still stewing about the loss to the Panthers. Buddy, you've got so much more to worry about than yet another defensive collapse. I just can't see how he'll be around next year. Sure he was dealt

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scotchnaut - December 27, 2015December 27, 2015

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Jax @ NO: If you're a fan of invisible D's have I got a game for you. Both of these teams have racked up a 50 spot this year. Over the last five games combined these teams have averaged 27 points per game. RB Yeldon is out so Denard Robinson goes

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scotchnaut - December 27, 2015

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Car @ Atl: With RB Stewart out Artis-Payne gets another go as starter against a Falcons team that rumour has it, is quite pumped up for this game. Unfortunately they chose helium-silly Falcons. Last week WR Jones set a new team reception record and Harrison's 143 season record lies ahead.

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scotchnaut - December 26, 2015December 26, 2015

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Was @ Phi: Over their last eight games the Eagles are doing the lousiness on D to an extent that is only surpassed by the Saints (of course). On t'udder side of the field Cousins is grasping for the Slurs QB throne with a 70% plus completion rating over the

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scotchnaut - December 25, 2015December 25, 2015

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Hey fellow fellas! (the girls are fellas too) I'm guessing you're doing a fair amount of relaxing today? Perhaps you're entertaining/running around to visit? Whatever you're doing, I wish you well. And for those that didn't have a quality Xmas, at least you're not Ravens TE Richard Gordon, Bengals CB

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scotchnaut - December 24, 2015December 24, 2015

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SD @ Oak: Did you know that this is the last game that Charles Woodson will ever play in Oakland? Aside from winning the Heisman in college there was little to no indication that he would be a dominant NFL player. Did you know that fellow Heisman winner/Michigan alum Dez Howard retired