Your Not Too Bad Looking Late Afternoon Slate Open Thread

Jax @ NO: If you’re a fan of invisible D’s have I got a game for you. Both of these teams have racked up a 50 spot this year. Over the last five games combined these teams have averaged 27 points per game. RB Yeldon is out so Denard Robinson goes once again. Pro Bowl snub WR Robinson, he of the 1100+ yds. and 13 TD’s just might go off today. Of course, I say that about any talented catcher of balls playing against the Saints secondary. QB Brees will play with a torn painter fascist (Gerardo Dottori?)-not sure how mobile he’ll be but I’m also not sure of how much pressure the Jags DL will be able to exert.

StL @ Sea: Who knew that QB Wilson would be able to back up his words with actions? Since wk.11 he’s been the best completion-, yards per attempt- TD- and QBR-wise. That’s some sagely play on his part. By far his most heroic feat though has been temporarily transforming WR Baldwin into something not resembling a regrettable draft pick. The Rams looked to be something early in the season but reality has a way of catching up to everyone. (Donald Trump excluded) DT Aaron Donald has been a force for the D throughout for the Rams and Wilson may want to keep an eye out lest he become another sack statistic.

GB @ Ari: The Pack do have 10 wins at this point but they have come at the expense of the Chargers, the Lions X2, the Cowboys, the 49ers and the Seahawks/Chiefs before they got their collective shit together. To be fair, they did beat the Broncs and Panthers though. By beat I mean not beat. Over the last 8 weeks the Cards have only been tested by the Vikes, Seahawks and Bengals. The old standby “playoff atmosphere” may be bandied about a fair bit during this game. You have been warned.

 

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Brocky

its the year of sub par teams winning on the road!

lions win at lambeau

rams win at seattle

bears win at lambeau

yay?

blaxabbath

It’s the year of subpar teams.

blaxabbath

“…what the Rams are capable of.”

EVERYONE DRINK!

blaxabbath

Fischer’s backwards hat his way of showing ownership he is cool enough to lead the team in fashion-conscious LA?

Doktor Zymm

Pittsburgh has learned a hard lesson. TAKE CARE OF THE BALLS.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blaxabbath

Being an entirely inconsistent team with a losing record.

STL has given WAS the blueprint for beating Seattle!

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

They’ll pull off an incredible wild card win only to be totally humiliated in the divisional round.

Brocky

don’t take the wheels off the bus just yet!!!

I heard that somewhere

blaxabbath

Seriously? Rams playing checked out prevent D and you’re telling me how dangerous SEA is when losing at home to a terrible team?

Brocky

So if houston loses next week and indy wins, who has the tie breaker

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

CLOTS need everything to happen. Everything:

https://twitter.com/Schultz975/status/681241945633497088

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Houston.

blaxabbath

It’s the [DFO] Halloween blessing!

Redshirt

If Bengals win, Houston clinches Division by Strength of Victory.

Redshirt

Nevermind. I just saw what had to happen.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

If they end up at 8-8, it comes down the strength of victory tiebreaker which requires a ton of shit to go their way,

blaxabbath

Wow. That stadium in Seattle is really loud. What an advantage that fan base must be.

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

All these upsets glad I do not bet actual money on the derpy nature that is the NFL

blaxabbath

Fox has brought me over to RAMIT at 12s!

Great afternoon here!

Redshirt

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

blaxabbath

Hearing the Packers fans chanting “Go Pack Go” after that game makes me shake my head. You should be booing the coach and calling in to 94WIP after a beatdown like that.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

They’re all too drunk to know what’s going on.

Recovery Whiskey
Recovery Whiskey

In fairness, it’s a lot of their first time seeing a game in person

Shogun Marcus

Welp. I said it would be a snuff film.

Beerguyrob

BLEERGH appears to be done torturing the Seahawks for the day.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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King Hippo

Chris Long: “Who cares? I don’t give a fuck!” LOVE IT!!!!

blaxabbath

Are we buying this Manning/HGH story? I didn’t know he played for NE at some point.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The only source at this point is somebody named “Sly”, he is also indicating Matthiews has done it too.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Honestly, I’m a little pissed that Brady’s HGH supplier hasn’t squealed yet.

King Hippo

And THAT is how you use a challenge, Petey!!

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I’l admit it… I actually kinda like Taco Bell’s breakfast from a “God, this is terrible but somehow tasty” point of view.

Brocky

So basically Taco bell’s entire strategy?

Recovery Whiskey
Recovery Whiskey

Hawks have one derp too many

John Difool
John Difool

THE OLLLLD TRAIIIIIIIN….featuring the Arizona Cardinals coaching staff.

Spur
Spur

That’s a fumble… Russ should have just ran out of bounds

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Beneath the Planet of the Apes if memory serves.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad;

Harry Hausen and Catherine Munro.

laserguru

It’s been quite the glorious football Sunday so far. Buffalo scores late to help me win my 2 teamer for some righteous bucks and Green Bay is getting their asses handed to them on a silver platter.
One final thing to make the day complete.
Oh and lots of shots, we’re going to need lots of shots.

blaxabbath

Troy says that players want a coach who takes charge. After he gets JJ ran out of Big D.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

The Packers are going to lose big.

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

blaxabbath

Cutler is not concerned.

Doktor Zymm

BEERGH REIGNS SUPREME

Spur
Spur

I think McCarthy is just holding a Chinese menu at this point

blaxabbath

Cardinals coaching staff is old! Everyone drink!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

That football has been damp all day

blaxabbath

I like how the clips of GB is just them sitting on the bench this game. That’s where they’ve really shined!

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG
Spur
Spur

Can the Cowboys sign Stanton at LB?

blaxabbath

I’ll ask him to smack around some bitch this evening and you’ll have him in no time.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

oh

blaxabbath

Neat!

blaxabbath

Stanton needs to be dancing over Burnett when he makes that stop.

Redshirt

The comeback begins!

blaxabbath

“The faithful shall be rewar –”

Has heart attack

blaxabbath

Up 38-8 in the 4th quarter? This is exactly what I need to set up a big PA pass!

John Difool
John Difool

Neal Lomax..now that’s a name I haven’t heard since I discovered the joys of puberty and masturbation….using magazines.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude
blaxabbath

Williams needs to say in bounds there. Have him take a seat, Bruce.

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