Your Not Too Bad Looking Late Afternoon Slate Open Thread

Jax @ NO: If you’re a fan of invisible D’s have I got a game for you. Both of these teams have racked up a 50 spot this year. Over the last five games combined these teams have averaged 27 points per game. RB Yeldon is out so Denard Robinson goes once again. Pro Bowl snub WR Robinson, he of the 1100+ yds. and 13 TD’s just might go off today. Of course, I say that about any talented catcher of balls playing against the Saints secondary. QB Brees will play with a torn painter fascist (Gerardo Dottori?)-not sure how mobile he’ll be but I’m also not sure of how much pressure the Jags DL will be able to exert.

StL @ Sea: Who knew that QB Wilson would be able to back up his words with actions? Since wk.11 he’s been the best completion-, yards per attempt- TD- and QBR-wise. That’s some sagely play on his part. By far his most heroic feat though has been temporarily transforming WR Baldwin into something not resembling a regrettable draft pick. The Rams looked to be something early in the season but reality has a way of catching up to everyone. (Donald Trump excluded) DT Aaron Donald has been a force for the D throughout for the Rams and Wilson may want to keep an eye out lest he become another sack statistic.

GB @ Ari: The Pack do have 10 wins at this point but they have come at the expense of the Chargers, the Lions X2, the Cowboys, the 49ers and the Seahawks/Chiefs before they got their collective shit together. To be fair, they did beat the Broncs and Panthers though. By beat I mean not beat. Over the last 8 weeks the Cards have only been tested by the Vikes, Seahawks and Bengals. The old standby “playoff atmosphere” may be bandied about a fair bit during this game. You have been warned.

 

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blaxabbath

QUEENS!

Redshirt

At what point does Green Bay have their D-line play both ways?

JustStopDude

Shake Hands With Danger!

fleshwound_NPG

ref hit the DB in the dick with the flag!

Doktor Zymm

What are all those stains on Kenny Britt’s uni? Are the Seahawks unis of poor quality and bleeding dye?

Spur

Joe Buck sounds so defeated right now. This is gonna be a long 4th quarter…

JustStopDude

Did Aaron Rodgers fuck Mike McCarthy’s niece or daughter or something…I mean its like they are trying to get him killed.

Spur

nephew.

blaxabbath

Haha the GB fans cheering for Kuhn. You enjoy that.

Shogun Marcus

Treehugger catch!

Spur

Ram it down his throat

blaxabbath

The beatings will continue until Clay Matthews apologizes….

King Hippo

putting Rodgers back out there is just plain cruel.

blaxabbath

He’s into BDSM.

Gay BDSM.

Shogun Marcus

Well you said you saw it.

Doktor Zymm

A SEA FENCE IS NOT A THING I THINK YOU MEAN A SEA WALL BUT THAT IS NOT AS EASILY MADE INTO A RUBRIC FUCK YOU

Doktor Zymm

THIS IS FOOTBALL NOT A MICKEY’S BOTTLECAP GO DIE

Spur

Fox needs to switch to the Rams/Seahawks game

Redshirt

They’re pulling Rodgers. They’re giving up!

Redshirt

Nevermind. Rodgers must be into BDSM so he’s staying in the game.

John Difool

” I HAVEN’T SEEN AARON ROGERS GET HIT UNDER THE CHIN THAT HARD SINCE THE LAST TIME A MONEY-SHOT MISSED IT’S MARK”

-Aaron Rodgers’ private porn home movie director

Spur

Rodgers gets up looking around for a ref to try and get another call. Fucker!

Doktor Zymm

I really wanted the Skins to draft Tyrann Mathieu, and I’m saddened he’s out for the year, but GO CARDS ANYWAY!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rodgers is going to die today, isn’t he?

blaxabbath

“Tell Olyvia I said….hello.”

King Hippo

Inside, he already has

blaxabbath

….from the bleeding….

This must be the first act of sodomy Rodgers does not like.

blaxabbath

I think Green Bay still looks good enough to be NFC East champions.

hippofant

Just pull Rodgers. This… just pull him. Psylocke doesn’t deserve this.

Redshirt

Alright, I back and… what the hell happened to Green Bay?!

Spur

Does that count as a pass for Rodgers to Freeney?

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This is FANTASTIC.

Sharkbait

Wow. just…wow.

blaxabbath

Rodgers is getting fucked wrecked today.

All because Clay Matthews has to be a dick.

Spur

BS, Rodgers liked that teabag.

Brocky

I don’t care if there was helmet to helmet. fuck these refs.

you’d never see that shit called for cutler

Recovery Whiskey

Another bizarro “was it a catch or wasn’t it”.

The NFL has gotten to be almost unwatchable on these

blaxabbath

Can’t believe they are gonna call a helmet to helmet on that.

jjfozz

My oldest just put down a perfect block while the middle rumbled thru with a touchdown. All in the living room. I am drink

Shogun Marcus

We are ALL drink.

Horatio Cornblower

Sounds like your oldest is in bourble.

Brocky

Frankenstein never scared me

Doktor Zymm

Hey Baby, I’ll aggravate YOUR rib, is probably not the best pickup line

Spur

I wanna see Erin Andrews new nose.

fleshwound_NPG

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blaxabbath

I’d drat him over “Glandular”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Obviously a Packers fan in disguise.

Recovery Whiskey

Are those handicap seats?

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A woman I work with is that large and she can’t sit in chairs with armrests.

John Difool

At least one of those seats will become handi-capped , you can bet on that..’

John Difool

How long before the Packers get desperate enough to call the Manitowoc Sheriff’s department and have a Ravi 4 stashed somewhere in the stadium parking lot?

Shogun Marcus

Someone watching netflix…

Doktor Zymm

I’m surprised more players don’t change their name. Like Kenny Britt. That’s so close to brittle. That can’t be a good thing. They shouldn’t let Chad Ochocinco ruin it for everyone.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Have there ever been any players, fictional or real, that were named Mack and weren’t extremely good?

Recovery Whiskey

The Hawks had Mack Strong, starting FB for a while. He was good

JustStopDude

Fastest meal I have ever eaten. Sister starts by rambling about GMO’s. Our mother mentions how good our teeth are because her and my father didn’t just give us kids sodas and candy all the time (which is true)…which starts my sister rambling how we kids were effectively abused because our mother gave us cow milk and didn’t put us on the same vegan diet she is currently on. This led to my mother commenting on my sister leaving her first husband, which fed into another argument while my father and I just ate as quickly as possible. I’m down in the basement trying to get my back to stop fucking throbbing while my father is in the garage…I guess masturbating or something. Fuck if I know. My mother and sister are still screaming at each other.

Is there a way we can make Christmas like a once every ten year thing?

Doktor Zymm

He’s probably not masturbating, but just hiding. You should ask for an in. Also, your sister sounds fucking awful.

JustStopDude

I love her…and she is incredibly stressed out…but holy shit is she my mother’s daughter. They do the same shit…like constantly trying to one up each other and shit. Neither can let things go.

Doktor Zymm

You need some booze and one of these as an Xmas present :
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JustStopDude

Holy shit that is $120! I could get like 10 dime bags for that and just giggle at the walls…

Doktor Zymm

Also a fine solution.

Sharkbait

You need an exfil.

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Your sister sounds awful.

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Just realized Zymm and I had the same thought at the same time.

I will say, I get really annoyed at people who get haughty about dietary choices–mostly because they’re rarely rational.

JustStopDude

The fucking worst are the idiots against vaccines. I will come to blows about that moronic shit.

blaxabbath

So are the Panthers 14-1 or 14-2 now?

Spur

Rams make no sense.

Recovery Whiskey

They get jacked sky high to play us, and fuck off every other week

fleshwound_NPG
Sharkbait

I live in Boston and hate that Barstool is associated with the city.

Spur

I thought Bill Simmons was shorter?

blaxabbath

I liked everything about that video.

Shogun Marcus

There was a conspiracy theory this week that the packers would be boring/bad intentionally because they’ll face Arizona again in January.

There’s never been acting that good.

Spur

Rodgers does his own makeup.

Spur
Sharkbait

I thought Aaron liked blows to the head?

/ducks

Doktor Zymm

I would be happy with either the Cardinals or the Panthers winning it all. I would also be okay with the Broncos, or even the Bengals. This means the P*ats will win it all again.

blaxabbath

P*ts

Sharkbait

Why is James Jones wearing a hoodie indoors? In Arizona?

blaxabbath

Because he’s stupid as fuck.

Doktor Zymm

He’s Belichick’s secret offspring?

Recovery Whiskey

He gon represent

Brocky

All this adversity will just make seattle more hungry in the playoffs, right?

Right?

Doktor Zymm

Left? Wrong? Nope.

blaxabbath

Good thing they won’t have to worry about playing at home.

Recovery Whiskey

Guessing we’ll be our own worst enemy as usual

blaxabbath

I know people always rip on Mike McCarthy’s playcalling but running it a bunch down 31-0 doesn’t seem smart.

Horatio Cornblower

It makes perfect sense when you’re trying to go home as fast as possible.