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DFO Bible Stories: The Ten Commandments

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montythisseemsstrangetome - June 14, 2016June 14, 2016
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1I am the Lord your God. You shall have no other gods before Me.   2You shall not make for yourself a carved image.   3You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.   4Remember the Sabbath day. In it you shall do no work.   5Honor your father and your mother.   6You shall

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DFO Bible Stories: The Prodigal Son

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montythisseemsstrangetome - June 6, 2016June 4, 2016
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1There was a man who had two sons. 2And the younger of the sons said, "ARRRRRROOOOOOO, I WANT MY INHERITANCE NOW." 3So the younger son gathered all he had and took a journey into a far country and there he squandered his property in reckless living. 4And when he had spent everything, a severe

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DFO Bible Stories: Creation

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montythisseemsstrangetome - May 2, 2016May 1, 2016
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1In the beginning, when God createth the universe, darkness doth engulfed the earth. 2And God sayeth "Let there be light" - and light appeared. 3God was pleased with what he saw. 4On the second day, God createth a dome to cover the earth. 5On the third day God createth the land and greenery

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