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  • Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 3 2017

    Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 3 2017

    September 26, 2017

    As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this…

  • Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 2 2017

    Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 2 2017

    September 19, 2017

    As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this…

  • Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 1 2017

    September 12, 2017

      Trying a new feature this year folks, as many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems…

  • Nailing Down the Easter Holiday

    Nailing Down the Easter Holiday

    April 14, 2017

    I have always harbored an unbridled hate for Easter. It’s just another one of the many reasons why I am hell bound. This eliminates…

  • End Times

    January 29, 2017

    And they worshiped the Beast, saying, “Who is like unto the Beast? Who can make war with him?” -Revelations 13:4

  • DFO Bible Stories: The Christmas Story

    DFO Bible Stories: The Christmas Story

    December 22, 2016

    1When Mary was engaged to Joseph, but before they were married, an angel appeared to Mary and told her she would conceive a child.…

  • Li’l Johnny Saves Christmas, Part One: An entropy-style Christmas Special

    December 17, 2016

    Li’l Johnny Saves Christmas, Part One —or, This Is Not the True Meaning of Christmas, Or Even “Saves,” For That Matter– I. Best Laid Plans…

  • CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition

    CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition

    September 15, 2016

    Brothers and sisters and those in between, I thank you for joining the DFO congregation on this glorious day. It is a day of…

  • A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview

    A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview

    August 30, 2016

    Head Coach: Mike McCarthy Key Players:  Aaron Rodgers (QB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Clay Matthews (LB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Julius Peppers (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions:  BJ…

  • [DFO] Theogyny: The Feast of the Suspension

    June 30, 2016

    [1] Lo, and once every summer, Venus and Jupiter and Rigel III shall come into alignment, [2] an obscure and ancient bell shall toll…

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