Request Line: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?

INT. NFL DRAFT GREEN ROOM - EVENING A number of gifted athletes lounge around on couches. A cellphone rings. MYLES JACK: [perks up, glances at phone, looks deflated] EZEKIEL ELLIOT: [smiles at JACK, shrugs] Guess we got the same ring tone.  [answers phone, hops up and exits the room.  In the distance, a

Request Line: You Have Selected Regicide…

Originally this was going to be hosted by Prince Amakamura, but given the news regarding Prince the musician I'm not exactly in the mood to make jokes (except for the title, of course, which I'm not changing). So let's keep this one simple and post some our favorite music about

Request Line: Making it Rain

It's drizzling here in Southern California, and in light of the fact that this is probably the last rain we'll see for the next six months or more, I thought today's Request Line would feature songs about rain.  What's that, Knowshon?  You don't like songs about rain?  They make you

DFO Radio: [Trick] Plays

Have you ever had a headache that lasted three days?  I have, now.  At first I thought it was a hangover (two Manhattans lead a hangover that lasts more than a day? Yeah, right.) but it's still fucking here, poking at the back of my skull every few minutes, and ze

Request Line: [Trick] Plays

A radio producer sits in front a sound board, sweating profusely.  His hand, trembling slightly, hovers above a rectangular button that reads "CENSOR".  With his other hand, he reaches out and presses another button marked "TALKBACK". 7899