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EXT. BOCA RATON, FLORIDA – DAY BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble have you guys watched the Americans it’s pretty good. PETE CARROLL: And have the Rand…

Good morning! Or good afternoon if you’re on the east coast. Or good…day if you’re on DFO standard time. I hope nobody’s hurting too…

INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie! I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica. Right in…

Sorry to be so brief, but I’m too busy to go all Peter King on ya. Let’s get to the music!

What’s long, slippery, and full of semen? An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers! Ha ha, get it? Hi folks,…

As some of you might have seen in yesterday’s open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I’ll be trying…

INT. RECORDING BOOTH – DAY A massive slab of a human being sits slumped in the chair, snoring peacefully. A pair of radio station employees…

This morning featured a relatively rare astronomical event – the transit of Mercury. A transit is basically the same thing as an eclipse, except…

Hey folks. I’m presumptive New York Jets quarterback Ryan “FitzMagic” Fitzpatrick. A lot of you might not know this about me, but I went…

So in very happy news for Myles Jack, his green room slide ended very abruptly when he was taken by the Jacksonville Jaguars with…