DFO Radio: False Positive

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

I keep a spreadsheet with potential topics for Request Line, and I've had "false accusations" on there for quite a long time. I'd always been hesitant to run with it, though, because I thought the topic might be a little too narrow. But given the quality and quantity of the

Request Line: I Beg Your Pardon

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 1, 2018June 1, 2018

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INT. DINGY BASEMENT - DAY MARC TRESTMAN'S WINDOWLESS VAN sits in an overstuffed lounge chair, napping gently. MARC TRESTMAN'S WINDOWLESS VAN: [sits up with a start] Oh shit! I forgot! Request Line is on! He takes out a radio set and fiddles with the dials, joining the radio show in progress. NFL GENERAL COUNSEL

DFO Radio: Stop Talking

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 29, 2018May 29, 2018

I can't begin to express how irritated I am with Houston for choking away their chance to give us a finals matchup we haven't already seen three times in a row. There's some debate about what "choking" means, to me it means that you fail to accomplish a task you

Request Line: Stop Talking

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 25, 2018May 25, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A young man sits inside the studio. The PRODUCER sits outside, looking vexed. PRODUCER: I honestly don't know what you're trying to accomplish here. ERIC REID: ... PRODUCER: I get it. I really do. You're making a commentary on how the NFL created a new policy that is deliberately

Request Line: Family Business

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 18, 2018May 17, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ...we join our show currently in progress. It is a happy scene, and there is much merriment... SHAQUEM: ...and then he says "...and that's why you always leave a note." SHAQUILL: I swear to God I thought my nephew Aidan - he's six - was gonna sh...[catches self]...urely

DFO Radio: Better Living Through Chemistry

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 8, 2018May 7, 2018

Last week's theme for Request Line was "chemistry". It took a little while for the Commentists' reaction to gain steam, but once it did, it got EXPLOSIVE! In tribute to that, the pick of the week goes to Game Time Decision, whose request of "Volcano Girls" by Veruca Salt ticks

Request Line: Cats and Dogs

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 27, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER and an ANIMAL TRAINER are standing outside the recording booth. PRODUCER: Are you sure they're going to be able to get along? ANIMAL TRAINER: Oh, yeah, yeah. That whole thing about them hating each other is an old wives tale. PRODUCER: That is literally not true. ANIMAL TRAINER:

Request Line: Things You Maybe Heard Right

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 20, 2018April 19, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A grizzled old man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the GUEST PRODUCER, who has been silently staring at him since his arrival at the station. The grizzled old man starts to talk but wisely thinks better of it

DFO Radio: Too Many Cooks

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

I'm posting this video to remind myself that the NFL, in its finest moments, is infinitely more exciting than the judicial system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjx1C4n5ZGo That said, it was a pretty special experience to find myself constantly refreshing a twitter feed for live updates on what was happening inside Kimba Wood's courtroom as attorneys

DFO Radio: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

INT. LAKE TAHOE HOTEL - LATE NIGHT. A hulking young man walks with a young woman down a hotel hallway. THE BEN: ...FIVE FOOT GIMME. STORMY DANIELS: Ha ha, more like five inch gimme. THE BEN: SO...BRETT FAVRE? STORMY DANIELS: [giggles] Like a kid down there! Ha ha, no, nothing like that. THE BEN: [taken aback] VISANTHE SHIANCOE? STORMY