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Request Line: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is speaking on the phone. He appears to be the only one in the room, but the…
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Request Line: On The Clock
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY ROGER GOODELL: …and so I handed him a six-game suspension! Ha ha ha ha! Isn’t that hilarious? PRODUCER: [appearing…
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Request Line: Support System
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A harried-looking producer negotiates with two young men. PRODUCER: …it’s not that I don’t appreciate both of you turning…
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DFO Radio: Cities
First: an annoucement. The third annual “Atwater March” pub crawl will be taking place in my neighborhood on March 24. We’ll be meeting at…
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Request Line: Cities
I’m pressed for time, so there will sadly be no introductory sketch for Request Line this week. Last week’s theme was “Makin’ Movies”…
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DFO Radio: Belle of the Ball
So apparently Kevin Smith (the filmmaker, not the former Lions running back) suffered a pretty serious heart attack on Sunday. He was brought to…
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Request Line: Belle of the Ball
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY We join Request Line in process. The PRODUCER is seated comfortably at the outer console, sipping coffee. He raises…
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DFO Radio: Winter Wonderland
Like many Americans, I’m a bit obsessed with the implosion of our current White House administration. So much so that I have attempted to…
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Request Line: Winter Wonderland
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER, portraying a false sense of cheerfulness, flips switches and adjusts levels in preparation for the afternoon’s show. …
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DFO Radio: Divine Intervention
So when I was a little kid, I had very blond hair. Like, platinum blond. My brother and sister were the same. As we…