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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

I'm posting this video to remind myself that the NFL, in its finest moments, is infinitely more exciting than the judicial system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjx1C4n5ZGo That said, it was a pretty special experience to find myself constantly refreshing a twitter feed for live updates on what was happening inside Kimba Wood's courtroom as attorneys

DFO Radio: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

INT. LAKE TAHOE HOTEL - LATE NIGHT. A hulking young man walks with a young woman down a hotel hallway. THE BEN: ...FIVE FOOT GIMME. STORMY DANIELS: Ha ha, more like five inch gimme. THE BEN: SO...BRETT FAVRE? STORMY DANIELS: [giggles] Like a kid down there! Ha ha, no, nothing like that. THE BEN: [taken aback] VISANTHE SHIANCOE? STORMY

Request Line: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 6, 2018April 6, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is speaking on the phone. He appears to be the only one in the room, but the camera pans over slightly so we see DJ 3000 lurking behind a corner in the hallway. He's out of sight, but clearly within earshot. PRODUCER: ...and it'll be

Request Line: On The Clock

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 30, 2018March 30, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ROGER GOODELL: ...and so I handed him a six-game suspension! Ha ha ha ha! Isn't that hilarious? PRODUCER: [appearing horrified] I'm not sure that skipping a mandatory league seminar to take your mother to a chemotherapy session really qualifies as... GOODELL: [sips coffee, interrupts] So we're good to

Request Line: Support System

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 23, 2018March 29, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A harried-looking producer negotiates with two young men. PRODUCER: ...it's not that I don't appreciate both of you turning up, it's just that I don't know if you can both fit in there, to be honest. TEDDY BRIDGEWATER: Nah, we'll make it work. JOSH MCCOWN: It's not like one of

DFO Radio: Cities

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 13, 2018March 12, 2018

First: an annoucement. The third annual "Atwater March" pub crawl will be taking place in my neighborhood on March 24. We'll be meeting at 3 p.m. at The Roost, then heading to the Morrisson, the Bigfoot Lodge, the Tam O'Shanter, and finally closing things out at The Griffin. All your

Request Line: Cities

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

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I'm pressed for time, so there will sadly be no introductory sketch for Request Line this week. Last week's theme was "Makin' Movies" and quite naturally that topic bled into songs about Hollywood. So I thought I'd extend that theme into this week and make this week's topic all cities. Since

DFO Radio: Belle of the Ball

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 27, 2018February 27, 2018

So apparently Kevin Smith (the filmmaker, not the former Lions running back) suffered a pretty serious heart attack on Sunday. He was brought to Glendale Hospital which is a stone's throw away from where I live. It's so close that I even thought about walking the short mile over to

Request Line: Belle of the Ball

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 23, 2018March 29, 2018

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join Request Line in process. The PRODUCER is seated comfortably at the outer console, sipping coffee. He raises a hand and counts down from five before punching a button and pointing at the figure seated inside. KIRK: [runs hand through hair] You like that? Huh? Ha

DFO Radio: Winter Wonderland

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

Like many Americans, I'm a bit obsessed with the implosion of our current White House administration. So much so that I have attempted to restrict my consumption of political news by only allowing myself to read about it while I'm on the toilet (as I feel a Venn diagram of

Request Line: Winter Wonderland

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER, portraying a false sense of cheerfulness, flips switches and adjusts levels in preparation for the afternoon's show. DJ 3000 is still in sulk mode. PRODUCER: So, you're still upset about last week? DJ 3000: ... PRODUCER: Come on, don't be like that. Fumblesnapskin was a big get

DFO Radio: Divine Intervention

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 13, 2018February 12, 2018

So when I was a little kid, I had very blond hair. Like, platinum blond. My brother and sister were the same. As we got older, our hair got darker, eventually settling into its final color by my mid-twenties. It was around that time of my life that I was