Request Line: Holidays

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Holidays vary throughout the world, but there's one thing about them that's supposed to be universal: you take a day, and you spend that day doing things REALLY half-assed. Take this post, for example. Normally, I'd write up a little story about the adventures of the PRODUCER

DFO Radio: Involuntary Servitude

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 2, 2017May 2, 2017

When I was a sexy lifeguard during my summers off from college, thanks to a complicated confluence of circumstances (namely, her being nucking futs) I got my coworker fired and was stuck working pretty much the entire month of August by myself. I worked something like twenty-seven days in a

Request Line: Involuntary Servitude

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 28, 2017April 28, 2017

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon's show. A large piece of electronic equipment is directly outside the studio door, appearing to peer inside. DJ 3000: ...ALL I AM SAYING IS THAT GIVEN THE NATURE OF MY EXISTENCE I WOULD

DFO Radio: One of Those Days

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 24, 2017April 24, 2017

Last week, TheeWeeBabySeamus and his special guest Richie Incognito took over the microphone for the day, with the topic being "Having One of Those Days". As usual, the commentists were eager to celebrate my absence and came through with a very fine collection of music that, if it won't make you

Request Line – Did You Ever Just Have One of Those Days?

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theeWeeBabySeamus - April 21, 2017April 20, 2017

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[8:43am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami] The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she's cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the day's schedule. Just then... [Door Flies Open] Producer: Holy shit...aren't you....? Richie Incognito: Yeah, I am. Thanks for having me on the show today, btw. Producer: But you weren't scheduled to...be...on.... Richie

DFO Radio: How the F*** You Doin’, Flyboys?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 17, 2017April 17, 2017

So someone stopped by the site yesterday with some...unpleasant things to say about how we run things around here. I don't much cotton to that, so I thought I'd make a simple list of ten posts I've done here that I'm very proud of. Here they are (not necessarily in

Request Line: Flight Plan

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN sits in front of a large piece of electronic equipment, sipping coffee. The PRODUCER sits in front of the exterior control panel, getting things ready for the evening's broadcast. DJ 3000: Oh, man! I'm so excited. It's my first time

Request Line: Girls, Girls, Girls

laserguru - April 7, 2017

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Welcome back to request line! I'm your fill in DJ yeah right. Mr. Deadly is on a world tour of Europe and the Far East but will be returning to regular DJ duties soon. It was mentioned in passing right after it happened but I think we deserve to throw a

DFO Radio: Things Are Not What They Seem

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 3, 2017April 3, 2017

This Friday, Mark Davis finally pulled off the mask and let us get a glimpse of the dark mastermind that's been hiding behind his "earnest simpleton" facade for the last five years as he took the Raiders from an annual laughingstock to a genuine contender and pulled more public money

Request Line: Things Are Not What They Seem

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 31, 2017March 30, 2017

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT A producer putters around the office, preparing a few last minute items for the evening's session. ---[door flies open]---

DFO Radio: Literature

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 28, 2017March 28, 2017

Greetings! Since we had such a surplus of #content yesterday I held off on DFO Radio until this morning. Last week, Amari Cooper showed us what Mark Twain* meant when he said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt" and

DFO Radio: Chatter

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 15, 2017March 15, 2017

Good morning, and welcome to a delayed edition of DFO Radio. Last week's topic was "chatter" and since I was off gallivanting in London I wasn't around to post it on Monday as is typical. I was actually home yesterday, but I didn't have much of anything to say on