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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Outsourcing

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Sharkbait - January 16, 2026January 16, 2026
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Hey and welcome to Friday! This week I'm outsourcing the cocktail of the week to a local Italian place Mrs. Sharkbait and I went to last night as part of our date night. It was a bourbon based drink called "Red Sweater" It's definitely holiday themed given the name and

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Let’s do the Washing Up

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Sharkbait - January 9, 2026January 9, 2026
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Alright, I'm finally back in the routines, both here and at home. The holidays are a tough time to focus on other things, especially when we did a mini magical mystery tour of family in New England over the two weeks. It doesn't leave a whole lot of room to write

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: No Mans Land

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Sharkbait - January 2, 2026January 2, 2026
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Welcome to the end of holiday "no mans land". You know, the week between Christmas and new Year's where it's hard to keep track of time and days? That's been me all week. I remembered it's Friday today....today. It definitely doesn't help that the kids have been on school vacation

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Christmas BOTG

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Sharkbait - December 26, 2025December 26, 2025
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Oh hey. It's been a while since I've been here. Between the work trip to London and the holidays, it's been a crazy busy few days. While I've got nothing made for this week, I did want to write about a place I went to on my trip: Dukes Cocktail Bar. This

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Leaving on a Jetplane

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Sharkbait - December 5, 2025December 5, 2025
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Welcome back and happy Friday! I'm back in my usual time slot. For a week anyway. I'm off on a work trip starting tomorrow night and coming back in 2 weeks. Don't worry, there will be filler here, like the last time I left the country. Anyway, I don't know

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Black Friday Void

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Sharkbait - November 28, 2025November 27, 2025
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Happy Black Friday! This is a touch embarrassing but I've got nothing this week. That's right. I had ONE JOB and failed miserably at it. Just kidding...ish. I really didn't have any planned here. I got so focused on hosting Thanksgiving at FOB: Cape Cod, and prepping for an upcoming work

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pre Turkey Fortifications

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Sharkbait - November 21, 2025November 21, 2025
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Happy Friday yet again! We're about a week from American Thanksgiving. Which means a long weekend, THREE Thursday football games (All three can't be terrible...right?), and a shit ton of family (Aaron Rodgers not withstanding). With family and celebrations around the corner, I've usually used this space for a good

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Hakam The System

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Sharkbait - November 14, 2025November 14, 2025
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Happy Friday one and all! That's right, I'm still leaning into the London theme after a couple weeks away from the topic. Solidifying weekend plans in the city for my upcoming work trip will include a stop at the famous American Bar at The Savoy. I mean how could I

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Rest and Recovery

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Sharkbait - November 7, 2025November 7, 2025
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Happy Friday everyone. You know it, you love it, and today, I NEED it. I got COVID and flu vaccines yesterday. Normally flu does nothing to me, apart from some minor arm aches. But holy shit. COVID kicks my ass. Mrs Sharkbait is only slightly inconvenienced by it, with yet

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Mexican Apple

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Sharkbait - October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
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Happy Friday and Happy Halloween! I'm absolutely leaning into fall this week. Once again, when this time of year rolls around, I go hard into mixing apple cider into drinks and this week is no different. I decided to try my hand at an apple cider margarita, inspired by the

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