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this thing.

Today, as you know, is April 20.  For the majority of the DFO audience, 4/20 means a celebration of the plant that is now legal to consume for personal recreational use in Colorado, Washington, Alaska, Maine, Massachussetts, Nevada, and Oregon. Recreational use will become legal in California on January 1, 2018, which will mean that 75% of Pac-12 schools will have legal recreational weed for the 2018 college football season and 91.67% will have medical or recreational use legalized.

The Conference of Champions!

If you don’t think that’s a humongous recruiting advantage, I ask you to move from the trailer park on the east side of Tuscaloosa to the one on the west side.

In the meantime, I’m sure you have…. questions.

1- Ok, no joke, I’ve never understood this.  Why is 4/20 associated with weed?

2- Is it true that it has absolutely nothing to do with any police codes for anything?

3- For that matter, is 187 something that Snoop Dogg just thought up one day and has no basis in reality?

4-  Are you as annoyed as I am that Snoop Dogg is basically a professional team whore and will be a “fan” of pretty much any team?

5- Does that make you, like me, like his music less?

6- I mean, he pretty much peaked with Doggystyle, amirite?

7- There is no doubt that I would be a DJ for WBALLS, right?

8- Is DJ Eaaaasy Dick and the Jack-Off Hour the best concept ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0V-fxo9CE

9- Like, don’t you wish that was a real show?

10- Do you think they would have porn stars or strippers on the show?

11- Does it make any sense to have porn stars or strippers on a radio show?

12- Does it matter?

13- Do strippers/porn stars do more weed or blow?

14- Do I even need to mention the fact that Inland Empire strippers would prefer meth?

15-  Has anyone gone into a strip club lately and found a stripper with no tattoos?

16- That should be like a scavenger hunt game, shouldn’t it?

17-  Do you think it is more difficult to find a stripper without a tattoo or a bartender without a tattoo?

18- Wouldn’t it be a great idea to have “bakeries” in states that have legal weed like they do in Amsterdam?

19- Have you ever had an edible?

20- Is saying that you have done pot with an edible but have never smoked the equivalent of saying you have had sex but never in the vagina?

21- Don’t you know that you will never get anyone pregnant if you only have anal sex?

22- That’s a solid pro for the ole anal sex, isn’t it?

23- Since anal sex is best when everyone is relaxed, should that be a good selling point for weed?

24- Can I trademark “Anal Weed”?

25- How much do you think I took while writing this post?

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Cuntler

This is not a satisfactory answer: http://wnep.com/2017/04/20/where-does-the-term-420-come-from/

Anyway, sativa (happy, high-energy) is better than indica (sleepy, glued to the couch). Also, follow the dosage instructions, kids, if you go the edible route. You don’t want to pull a Maureen Dowd.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

up yours, approximatelyc200
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Unsurprised

24- Can I trademark “Anal Weed”?

Just based on that one CLE I was at two weeks ago … It depends. The PTO seems to be very capricious about terms like that, but my guess is they’d have a bigger problem with the “weed” part because it’s still illegal under federal law.

You could probably get a state mark, though.

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Wakezilla

You know, if I had the money, I’d love to set up a Weed bakery in Vancouver. That’d do well.

Did someone mention God’s loophole?

#Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A

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litre_cola

We here in Albertastan are on it. My buddy runs a food truck and we are looking in to the legalities of making edibles when legalization hits and sell them to distributors.

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Unsurprised

You know, if I had the money, I’d love to set up a Weed bakery in Vancouver. That’d do well.

One of us could move, then we’d both be broke but with ambitions of becoming robber barons if we could just afford to open that first dispensary.

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King Hippo

Donks/Bolts in Denver is the late MNF fixture, Week 1. FEEL THE EXCITE

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Empty stadiums are all the rage nowadays!

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King Hippo

I’m just hoping they can hear the femur drums from inside teh stadium!!

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LemonJello

I originally read this as Donks/Colts and thought, “What is this, the off Broadway revival of Equus?”

Now I see it’s The Equine Lord v BOLTMAN for demigod dominance in these dark times.

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laserguru

Is it too late to add a poll to this post to find out how many of us partake?
I’m curious to see how close to 100% we are.

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SonOfSpam

I haven’t since college, and with a teenager in the house, probably won’t until she moves out (which…2050 or so?). So maybe only 99%?

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Not my scene, personally. I prefer to keep a razor’s edge of tightly-wound aggressiveness, and I feel I would be too mellow to maintain with weed.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Make it 98%. I only asked the question.

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King Hippo

Like most pleasurable things in life…weed is now a migraine trigger for me. So I sticks to opiates and the occasional beer/organic red wine.

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litre_cola

Every day, for back pain and enjoyment.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh heck no!!! I would never abuse my body or do anything illeg….
LMFAO…can’t even finish the sentence.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I used to (a lot) but haven’t done much at all in many years. It doesn’t have a positive effect on me anymore, so I stay away.

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Don T

Uh… Could you repeat the question?

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Senor Weaselo

A few times, nothing too crazy. Although I learned don’t drink three beers and take several hits on an empty stomach, because then I threw up at WTC Station waiting for the subway. Not a fun New Year’s, thanks Senor’s envious streak!

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sunrisesunrise

I haven’t smoked in about 5 years. It stopped being an enjoyable experience unfortunately. I still love the smell of it though.

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Senor Weaselo

13-Isn’t that obvious? One’s their job!

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Trevor Semen

19. Yes, and I made it myself.

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Beerguyrob

Alls I know is that today means students of mine who can’t afford to numb any more brain cells are going to be doing just that at some open-air garbage dump along the waterfront this afternoon.

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LemonJello

I could never be a teacher, at any level.
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/GIF-Going-to-School-like.gif?gs=a

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King Hippo

same. My brain works in very odd ways. I got good grades in school, but always chafed at “showing my work” and explaining how I got from A to B is a real chore. Especially putting it into normal.

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LemonJello

Probably doesn’t help me that I realized shortly after LimeJello was diagnosed as being on the Asperger’s spectrum that I had many of those same traits. I mentioned this revelation to the Lady LemonJello, to which she replied, “I knew you were for a long time, how did you not realize it?”

Love of my life, folks. Love of my life.

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Trevor Semen

I’m in high school and I’m hoping to become a teacher at some point. What shit is completely useless to a math or history teacher in high school so I don’t take a class I won’t need?

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SonOfSpam

Freshman Felching

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Beerguyrob

Major in math, minor in history. The former will always get you hired; the latter will allow you to challenge their minds.

I work with drop-outs & alternate kids, the ones who don’t need to blow off yet another day.

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Unsurprised

Keep wrestling, because you’re probably going to be coaching some sport if you expect to be a history teacher.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You coach football?

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LemonJello

If he did, he wouldn’t care about any brain cells.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

6- I mean, he pretty much peaked with Doggystyle, amirite?

Don’t we all?

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

THIS 4TH AND 20, I CALL IT THE BROWNS BEST FIELD POSITION OF THE DAY, BECAUSE THIS JOKE IS SELF EXPLANATORY.

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laserguru

After additional research it turns out there are cannabis suppositories.

I’m just gonna throw that up there.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d recommend a softer, sliding motion. But let us know how it goes.

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SonOfSpam

Worst part is getting the bong up there.

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King Hippo

I mean, since it IS used for anti-nausea for cancer and such, it should be. Your anti-pukey meds ain’t much account if you have to get ’em down first.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

3 – 187 is the police code for murder

11- i keep seeing sports talk shows broadcast on TV, which i’ve never understood, so this might make me tune in

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LemonJello

21- Don’t you know that you will never get anyone pregnant if you only have anal sex?

“Why has no one told me this before?”

-A. Cromartie

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Unsurprised

He was never teammates with A-A-Ron

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litre_cola

Edibles are fantastic but a very slippery slope. When using edibles they give the munchies pretty hardcore. What tastes good? Edibles.

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LemonJello

So, you’re saying “Be sure to have plenty on hand!”?

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LemonJello

Stripper vs Porn Star: if a young lass is both, which occupation is she more proud of?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Everyone wants to be a Star.

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LemonJello

Follow up to my earlier question: Are there porn stars that didn’t start out as strippers? They were all, “Take my clothes off in front of people for money? As if. Now, pound me like a veal cutlet while this camera records it all!”

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litre_cola

Mmmmmm veal.

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SonOfSpam

Also, are there porn actors who aren’t porn “stars”?

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nomonkeyfun

Would you consider the guy in a gloryhole film a “star” if you can’t see him?

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SonOfSpam

Depends on the tongue stud.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You’ll have to ask my cheating ex-girlfriend, whose sex tape mysteriously showed up in her church’s donation box, about that.

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LemonJello

Heh. Gives “donation box” a whole ‘nother meaning.

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King Hippo

mighty clever!!

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ballsofsteelandfury

The progression is as follows:

1- Hooters or Tilted Kilt waitress
2- Strip club waitress
3- stripper
4- nude model
5- cam girl
6- fluffer
7- porn star

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Unsurprised

There are now.

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King Hippo

all ah can say is, THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE, Dad!!

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makeitsnowondem

Beer Barrel recommends that you do not buttchug the weed.

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SonOfSpam

SphincSmoke?

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LemonJello

“Rosebud”
-some stoner, probably

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Don T

24- Don’t stop at trademark. Register the promo: “Free beads with anal weed”.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have a question: did you know that Progresso’s breadcrumbs are America’s favorite breadcrumbs? Like, who decides this? Is there some kind of poll? Or like a big underground breadcrumb elimination tournament where the losers are put to death? Like a Kumite, but with a lot more chicken parmesan? Do you think Frank Dux would be interested in competing in such a tournament, just to prove that he’s still the best? And the villain would be an Italian guy who says “you break-a my record, now-a I break-a you face!” And at the end the villain tries to cheat by hurling breadcrumbs in Frank’s eyes, but he’s able to cook blinded because he practiced doing it as a boy after his sensei made him chop a bunch of onions? And also there’s a scene where some guys from the FDA try to get Frank to stop competing but he leads them on a merry chase set to cheesy eighties music?

I guess what I’m saying is, would you like to invest in my production of “Breadsport”?

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SonOfSpam

Looks like someone has already started celebrating 420 Day.

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LemonJello

These loaves are too dry!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f70nb6ar1qzgjfco1_500.gif

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laserguru

I’ll go out on a limb and say is actually panko that’s the most popular but Bill Parcells ain’t gonna let that happen.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Thank you for reminding me that this exists and didn’t make it past the pilot:

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A famous action movie hero and martial arts star comes out of retirement to assume his alter ego as undercover private contractor named Jean-Claude Van Johnson. He must also deal with aging and his handler Vanessa, the ex he still loves.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

big breadcrumb will never let this happen

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laserguru

According to Snopes the 420 thing was a code connected to some stoners in San Rafael Ca back in 1971. They would meet at 4:20 after school to search for this never found weed field. They were friends of friends with a couple of members of the Grateful Dead and it took off from there.

I’ll explore this more after work tonight.

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sunrisesunrise

I believe they were called The Waldo’s. Lagunitas brews a beer “honoring” them. And holy shit is it hoppy.

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JerBear50

Lagunitas brews a beer… And holy shit is it hoppy.

Department of redundancy department?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

21- Don’t you know that you will never get anyone pregnant if you only have anal sex?

“Wait, what?”
–Nacho

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LemonJello

“Up top, brah!”
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SonOfSpam

re: #25 – Weed or anal?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Both?

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Enrico Pallazzo

something something Hitler bday

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King Hippo

It’s Bob Marley’s birthday or something very, very white like that.

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