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scotchnaut - October 8, 2023

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Welcome, welcome! Has the doggo been walked, the cat's belly been scratched, the eggs fried and the breakfast beer cracked? Well, you're all set then. To The Game! Jags/Bills: -Buffalo has been revving the offense to the tune of 5.9 yards per play. -Your sneaky fantasy pick/streamer today is Dalton Kincaid. Why? The Jags D

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scotchnaut - October 2, 2023October 2, 2023

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Hey folks, this is your friendly neighbourhood fantasy flounderer coming at you the last time this week. I hope every one of you has made a poor decision recently like I have. Multiple ones, even! Let's wrap this puppy up. Fallout: -I usually start off with injuries but I won't go that

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scotchnaut - October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

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To The Game! Chiefs/Jets: -It's been a long day (is writing this at 12:55 EST) so I'll keep this short. -I hate to shit on Zach each week (no you don't -Id) but Christ, get Simien up to speed and throw him on the pitch and save your season. (those words have never

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scotchnaut - October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

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The hits just keep on coming!* *resulting in bruises, contusions, aches, pains, concussions, sprains and surgeries We've a few more matchups, let's take a quick glance. To The Games! Raiders/Chargers: I almost took Vegas in my 'loser' pool because of the QB situation, the general turdmoil and especially the distraction to the team that is

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scotchnaut - October 1, 2023October 1, 2023

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Not gonna lie, I'm going to wing these games. Facts and stats can vamoose! To The Games! Fins/Bills: Contrarians (ya gotta love contrarians. Or do you?) are saying that this is going to be a low-scoring tilt. I say Fie! Aw crap, I remembered a stat. Of the last 9 teams to score

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scotchnaut - September 28, 2023September 28, 2023

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Kaloo Kalay! Up here in The Canada some folks have back-to-back long weekends due to Truth and Reconciliation Day and Thanksgiving falling where they fell-I've got six of the next ten days off (starting Friday afternoon) and am looking forward to it. How will I be celebrating? Well, first there's

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scotchnaut - September 25, 2023September 25, 2023

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You know, I've decided that if being able to chose between two games on Monday is the tradeoff for only having three games in the 4 O'clock skinny window, then I'm good with that. Fallout: -A ton of stuff happened yesterday but the most buzz seemed to be around The Kelce/Tay Squared

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scotchnaut - September 24, 2023September 24, 2023

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This is a fantastic matchup. IN THE 1970'S! To The Game! Steelers/Raiders: -Pittsburgh hasn't beaten the Raiders on the road since 1995! Illustrious qb's such as Andrew Walters and Terrelle Pryor have paddled their behinds. (I honestly can't recall Walters, was that Barbra's son?) -Will Jacobs finally let loose after running for (checks notes

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scotchnaut - September 24, 2023September 24, 2023

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Well, not much more with there being only three games on in this window but we'll watch. I read a wee blurb about The Shield looking to squeeze money out of Spain and/or Brazil for the right to host some games. Does that mean more morning football goodness? I'm not

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scotchnaut - September 24, 2023

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I don't know who is playing footy but that should take care of itself in the comments. This is late so here we go... To The Games! Colts/Ravens: You wouldn't think it but Indy is only allowing 2.6 ypc so far. Expect that stat to be nudged upward by 4pm EST. Zay Flowers