Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don't care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you're just gonna get clubbed

As of the publishing of this, I should be back-2-back fantasy football champion. So, I guess you could say 2020 has been alright. ::Checks that three-martini lunch tax break was included in Covid relief bill:: Yes, a good year indeed. Anyways, this is the penultimate Quotables of the 2020 regular season. So, if

Merry Christmas to all! No, that's an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers? Ugh -- just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I'll do

Dear DTZM, I owe you (1) word count. Love, Sebastian Blax PS - Below are your Week 15 Quotables submissions.  

This week's guest contributor is . What is the origin story? How is it you have come to arrive here? This is my memory. It may not match with yours. This community. I first met you as a lurker at KSK. Our queen. Always admired the writing. Being

Everyone getting ready for some fantasy football playoff action this week? Me too! You know, I had an autodrafted squad and didn't even touch the roster until week 2 but I locked up a postseason spot last week actually and -- Anyways, I didn't catch a lick of football this weekend

Hallo und Guten Abend!  Dok Zymm here and I am much honored to introduce to you this week the results of  "Quotables" for lucky week 13!  I haven't written anything for the site in a while, and you may be wondering what I've been up to for the past couple

Week 13. Man, I like Week 13. Even if it brought us to dawn of the 14th week, we made it. First of all, I never expected the season to last this long so... ::pulls out samurai sword and admires blade:: ...kudos to Rodger Goodell, The Shield, the NFLPA, and the players/coaches for

[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell

Thanksgiving Quotables. Kind of like The Masters, it's a thing that happens every year. But look, I wanted to use today's above-the-gifs space to talk about Las Vegas. As you may be aware, my internet persona relocated to Sin City last year and, you know, it's a unique city in

Happy short week from all of us here at Quotables. Checked out for next 6.5 hours of work? Well, have we got a time waster for you! Take a submission and copy it to the comments below with your favorite caption. Then visit on back to [DFO] on Friday for