Oh my god, look at that dork.  Jesus, no wonder people hate that song so much.  If I hadn't just spent my hard-earned American cash on this computer I'd be very tempted to drive my fist right through it.  I apologize if you have been unable to resist that temptation,

Today we're going for a bit of a niche topic, but a niche topic with passionate fans.  Some of you are wrestling fans and will know whereof I speak.  Myself, I got way into wrestling in 7th or 8th grade.  Not the real wrestling mind you; that would have involved

I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, but I've always liked the title.  I think it has something to do with a guy being chased by the mob.  I'm guessing they've tracked him to Denver.  Other than that not sure.  It's probably

(That shark in the featured image looks so happy) Continuing my streak of doing very little work on these this year, this week's topic is another one from Scotchnaut:  Something that has lost it's way, whether that something be a band, a team, a politician, two kids in the woods who

Good morning.  Whoever had "Week 4" (is it 5?  Maybe it's 5), in the "When Will Horatio Forget To Have The Mock Draft Ready To Go First Thing In The Morning?" please go to the window and collect your winnings. I meant to get this done last night, but Mrs. Horatio

This weeks' draft comes from Scotchnaut, a frequent contributor to these topics and local hobo control.  The less said about the latter the better I suppose, but as to the former he's got a solid topic this week, so here we go. This week we're picking players or coaches that you

Once again we've reached that long, dreary slog known as the NFL off-season.  We're looking at 6 months with no football of any note, and yes I am fully aware of something called 'the XFL.'  Much like the question of whether single people eat crackers I'm not sure it's a

I was on vacation last week, having gotten an invitation to spend a free week at a villa on St. John in the Virgin Islands.  Came from a guy I used to work for and who my wife and I have helped out a lot over the years.  The lesson

Once again we expand our "things you'd change from last week's games" to include the Copa del Mundo, which might be Spanish for The World Cup, but I wouldn't know because I made the sound decision to take three years of Latin in high school.  It was a huge help

We're back this week, now that the insanity of the opening rounds of the World Cup are over and we can focus a but.  As I write this Brazil is facing off against South Korea in the knock-out rounds, Croatia having earlier advanced against Japan on penalty kicks.  South Korea