Footy Returns With A Vengeance

King Hippo - September 13, 2025September 11, 2025

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Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA) with the big story being the big fat Forest owner ending his passive aggressive spat with Nuno, and replacing him with another big fat Greek bastard. This

Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived

King Hippo - August 30, 2025August 29, 2025

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Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers do battle in the early hours (7:30, USA), which is a spicy meatball to accent one's coffee. Black Cats chase some Bees around in the feature at 10:00

EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread

King Hippo - August 23, 2025August 22, 2025

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Welcome back to the maddest season, when ALL TYPES OF FITBAW come back into our meagre, hopeless lives. Please to keep your hands and feet inside the cat at all times. Your uncle lost his arm that way!!!1111 We actually begin as I am typing this, Friday Night Lights with Chelski and

Queries for EPL Opening Weekend

King Hippo - August 16, 2025August 15, 2025

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Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one's excitement, or at least cover one's tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick us off early (7:30, USA), and these two have each had a mighty tough summer. Isak is the straw that stirs Newcastle's drink, and he's thrown his