Return of the Prodigal Son: Your 2021 New England Patriots Preview

The Maestro - August 19, 2021August 18, 2021

[EXT. CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY CROSS, BOSTON.] [Cut to INT. The archbishop, Sean Patrick Cardinal O’MALLEY, stands at the pulpit, calmly delivering Sunday Mass to a full crowd.] O’MALLEY: I wish to call upon one of our own flock to deliver the next reading for today’s Mass. [A loud belch echoes through the

Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro - August 20, 2020August 20, 2020

A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both hands, panting. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again. As before. Enter TAWMMY.) SULLY: (Giving up again) Nothin’ tah be done. TAWMMY: (Advancing with short, stiff strides, legs

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - November 2, 2016November 1, 2016

The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite team. Their quarterback has an infinitely better life than yours. Their fans remain insufferable as hell. They once drafted a murderer. And despite the sheer annoyingness

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - September 30, 2015September 30, 2015

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone's favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record. Not only have they managed to look good in the process of wins over Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Jacksonville, they've managed to enrage both Roger Goodell and

Occasional Puzzle: Trivia Night at the Silver Fox

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 14, 2015August 5, 2015

This was a logic puzzle that showed up on Gawker today, so I've modified it for posting purposes (I've posted the solution too, which you can see if you highlight the text below the problem) Despite being enemies on the field, Bill Belichick and Mark Sanchez actually get along quite well.