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Your “Hallelujah, It’s Spring Break!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 13, 2021March 13, 2021
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I realize it's a pretty rich statement, coming from a guy who's only been back to work for two weeks after three months off. But we ran out of substitute teachers this week, because illness, and it's not uncommon for the subs to take Spring Break early before shit gets

Your “Okay – That’s Enough of That!” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 29, 2018July 28, 2018
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I don't know about you, but it's been unbearably hot in Vancouver this weekend. We hit 34 degrees Celsius today, which is 93 Fahrenheit. For us, that's too damn hot. It actually impacted beer sales at the game, because people didn't want to sit in the sun with a rapidly

Your “I Learned It By Watching You!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 24, 2017October 24, 2017
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NFL News: Martavis Bryant has publicly said he wants out of Pittsburgh. The once-suspended WR says that if Pittsburgh won't use him, then they should trade him - or else he will play out his contract and move on. His rookie deal pays him $600,000 this year & $700,000 in

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”

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Beerguyrob - February 2, 2016
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FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have lost eons ago if I'd been calling the shots. I hope you’ve got receptacles hot enough for this energon, because this guy's got things to say. Why, yes

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