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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: C. L. Blood

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The Maestro - April 15, 2021April 13, 2021
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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! The US is ripping through vaccines these days! It's been booming business at vaccine clinics across the country, and I've been seeing lineups around the block - even outside my own personal mobile clinic I've been

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

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The Maestro - November 6, 2019November 6, 2019
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[Slow fade in to EXT. - a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground, as a man lies passed out on the floor, snoring.] [A second man enters through the front door, gingerly stepping around the mess.] [Pan to a shot of the

Your “Wait, Ottawa has an NHL team?” Playoff Preview

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The Maestro - April 12, 2017April 11, 2017
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"What’s that? Ah — Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game." I found myself quoting Jim Mora a lot at the end of last season, when my beloved Ottawa Senators missed the playoffs for the second time in

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