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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”

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Senor Weaselo - June 5, 2024June 5, 2024
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It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there's nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana Weaselo and one of my coworkers), it's also nice to be at an event that has no alcohol in it altogether, and the roast beef tea

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 16, 2020March 16, 2020
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VOICE OVER: BNN PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION ACTS AS A PUBLIC FAH-RUM FOR ALL BAWSTAN RESIDENTS, NAWN-PROFIT AND COMMUNITY-BASED ORH-GANIZATIONS, PRAH-VIDING THEM WITH AWFORDABLE TRAINING AND ACCESS TO EMEHGERIN' MEDIA TECHNOLOGIES. GO SAUX! [COMMERCIAL FLIES OPEN] [A very blurry camera zooms in and out while the auto-focus tries desperately to keep up. The

Your “Oh Great, HE’S Back” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 16, 2016November 16, 2016
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NFL Notes: Accepting the inevitable, Tony Romo validates Dak Prescott as the starter, thus beginning the Drew Bledsoe phase of his playing career. RGIII has been cleared for non-contact practice. No 0ne has thought to ask him if he wants to come back. Not coming back: Christine Michael, who was

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