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Beerguyrob - June 10, 2020June 10, 2020
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NFL News: The League & the union are discussing shortening the preseason. They would drop from four games to two - keeping Weeks 3 & 4 but dropping weeks 1 & 2. The thinking is that it would give teams more time to adjust to the COVID training reality, giving

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Cuntler - August 21, 2017August 21, 2017
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For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself.  Enjoy. So the Colts, huh.  Didn't they used to be good? The Indianapolis Colts, né Baltimore Colts, have quite a storied history.  The team began as the Miami Seahawks of the All America Football Conference in 1946 and were

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