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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Travelogue! Toronto, The Food!

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yeah right - May 25, 2025May 23, 2025
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Good morning. Happy Memorial Day Weekend and shit! Woo! We'll be changing things up a bit for today's home version of Sunday Gravy. Rather than doing the traditional recipes and such, I thought we could do a food based travelogue as kind of a companion piece to Brother Taj's ongoing Canada series. Who

A gathering is on the Horizon

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yeah right - January 9, 2025January 9, 2025
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Since we here at Door Flies Open tend to be a social, genial and interactive bunch of individuals we have this tendency to have and attend random get-togethers. Events where we collectively gather, have many, many adult beverages, and share tales of our travels and past experiences. Many of you have

Your “Maybe Lock The Doors” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
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NFL News: Here's a good thing: police recovered most of Roquan Smith's stolen property & arrested an individual. The only object missing from the above trove: his Bears iPad. On an unrelated note, not all NE Patriots trainers have been accounted for. Here's an "ugh, really?" thing: Mark Ingram is

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