Tag: DFO

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Doktor Zymm is confronting Low Commander of the Super Soldiers about his mission from the future. Doktor Zymm: Zo, you have travelled back in time and you are looking for Mooze. Low Commander of the Super Soldiers: Well...yeah... He and the Empress had kind

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)

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The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla's shoulder as the ape stocks up on bananas. Horatio Cornblower: Okay, you have all the bananas. Can we get the beer now? Moosemas Gorilla: Ook! Ook-ook. Horatio Cornblower: Right! Can't forget

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta white disco suit, standing near the bar. Doktor Zymm (peaking out of her lab): Hello...? Vere ist everyone? Hmm... Doktor Zymm ducks back into her lab,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 20)

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The scene: Las Vegas! Covalent Blonde is out on the Strip with Redshirt, Yeah Right and Pirate Sloth. Covalent Blonde: OK, we have to find those guys. Redshirt, you and Pirate Sloth hit the casinos on the south side, and Yeah Right and I will head north. Pirate Sloth: Arr. Redshirt:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So...I mean, there's no football on? Redshirt: Nope. Yeah Right: No high school games? Maybe a classic college replay? Redshirt: Nope. Pirate Sloth (reading the TV listings in the newspaper):

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose's head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van watch TV with Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower. Doktor Zymm: It vould be easier to do zis in my lab, you know. Future

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There's a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile, is propped up in a corner, dressed in a tuxedo and holding a martini glass in his hand. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on the couch

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)

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The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz: This is the place? What a dump. Lord Revisisle (checking his cell phone): This is where the GPS brought us. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: This place is spooky.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 15)

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The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the DFOers are recovering from New Year's Eve. Moosemas Gorilla is passed out on the floor with a (mostly empty) bottle of banana daquiri in his paw. Covalent Blonde is sitting on the couch next to Old School Zero, while Marc Trestmans Windowless Van