Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)

Scene: The Platinum International Gym.  Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist.  Like others who are elite among the DFO, he wears his original "KSK" patch. Horatio Cornblower:  Ohm...ohm... Just then OSZ comes peddling up the drive, with Covalent Blonde on the handlebars of

Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)

Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps the notepad out of PK's hand. Covalent Blonde: Get a God Damn Snack! PK scurries off to the kitchen, where he can be heard rooting through the refrigerator. [DOOR

Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 1)

Scene:  F.B.I. Headquarters.  Inside several agents are meeting with local law enforcement about a new gang taking the country by storm. FBI Director:  So, men, tell me what you've got on these...what are their names again? Agent #1: Door Flies Open, sir.  We have no idea what it means. Agent #2:  But we

Meanwhile, at BroBible HQ

Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right? Head Dude Evan: Brodude, that place is totally EPIC for pageviews, bro, and we're totally gonna make some sweet football money, bro! HBS: Totes, brobrah, let's find some