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King Hippo - September 14, 2019September 13, 2019
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Oh men!  (and the occasional Nel and Dok visit!) There is some good stuff this weekend.  And if you want to be primed for the full RedZone dopamine rush, you need to limber up on Saturday. If you want to wake up early and count the teeth (o/u - 60% of

JV NFL 2018 Kickoff Posting

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King Hippo - September 1, 2018
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Yes indeed, tis that time once again.  Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail.  Let's get to the #ACTION! James Madison at NC State (Noon, ESPNU) How does a match like this garner national teevee coverage?  Wolven QB Ryan Finley, soon to dominate Mel Kiper wet dreams, and leader

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