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DJ TAJ - July 28, 2021July 28, 2021
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Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but Marilyn is dead,  has been dead for a long time. I know, I know, just listen to me, you may not believe this but I know where she is. No way bro, where? Can’t

I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 7, 2017March 7, 2017
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...and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise and success of the cyber-punk source material is the complete and ridiculous over the top violence! Just look at some of this shit (unless you are at

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