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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, I Didn’t Burn Apartment Weaselo Down!

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Senor Weaselo - November 29, 2023November 29, 2023
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Hermana Weaselo was supposed to come over Thursday morning and we were going to make the meats together, with Madre Weaselo's general recipe. But then she wasn't feeling great, so she had to back out and wait to come with the rest of the family Weaselo. And I have

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: …Accidental 2010s Webcomics That Are Still Going on Binge?

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Senor Weaselo - November 22, 2023November 22, 2023
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We survived the short work week! (Okay, fine, I'm on a gig as of publishing time.) A long football weekend awaits, though I apologize in advance for the pending Tim Boyle Experience™. (I tried to find a reference for this and got back into a Sam & Fuzzy kick, and still

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A (Shoehorned) World Cup Preview in Tunisia

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Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2022November 16, 2022
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(It was birthday week, and rehearsal Friday, concert Saturday, gig Sunday, gig Monday. At some point we will go back to our regularly scheduled musings and Marble League reviews. Like HOLY SHIT THE PINKIES ARE STILL IN 1ST THROUGH 6 EVENTS. The Pinkies. The Pauls of the Marble League. Also,

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